Ode to Dolfette

[hsarge]

You once had some beautiful pictures
That I thought were internet fixtures.
You took them away
and from that day
sorrow and tears are the mixture.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

You should see these ones I got of her...

 

[hsarge]

Be still my jealous heart.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Silly Rabbits, change your gender to Female and might actually respond to you.

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Silly Rabbits, change your gender to Female and might actually respond to you.

LOL

 

[hsarge]

Just because Dolfette won't suffer bores, says nothing about her sexuality.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Here is what happens periodically.

The creeps, peep and then try to jump her,
But her wit wont allow them to trumph her.
So she takes the pix off,
Leaving me to scoff,
That it must have been some new leg humper.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Here is what happens periodically.

The creeps, peep and then try to jump her,
But her wit wont allow them to trumph her.
So she takes the pix off,
Leaving me to scoff,
That it must have been some new leg humper.

Thats priceless, i need to frame that.

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Here is what happens periodically.

The creeps, peep and then try to jump her,
But her wit wont allow them to trumph her.
So she takes the pix off,
Leaving me to scoff,
That it must have been some new leg humper.

Probably me. Cept she likes me.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Here is another:

Dolfette had quite a collection,
Of pixs some damn near perfection,
But to my dismay,
She took them away,
Oh well, there goes my erection.



Im such a poet.
I could keep going with these. hee hee hee

 

[hsarge]

Wish: the new poet laureate!

 

[Wish-4-8]

This is too much fun. Im such a nerd.


Dolfette's gallery deserves more than a glance,
There are natural pixs, no need to enhance.
If you missed them, dispair,
They are no longer there!
Should have right clicked while you still had the chance.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

OMG Wish, thats brilliant beyond belief.

Rouge is back
Piss her off and she'll give you a smack
Don't ask her to watch you wack
She'll laugh at your attemp to mac....yoyo

 

[Wish-4-8]

OMG Wish, thats brilliant beyond belief.

Im no FMH, but I have my moments. lol

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I added my poem while you were responding. Poetry is something i've always loved. I was a good rhymer, but i can definitely crank out some nonrhyming goodness if it is the deep stuff.

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Ok, here goes...

"There once was a man from NANTUCKET..."

*sound of crickets chirping*

 

[Wish-4-8]

OMG Wish, thats brilliant beyond belief.

Rouge is back
Piss her off and she'll give you a smack
Don't ask her to watch you wack
She'll laugh at your attemp to mac....yoyo

Here is one for you in honor of your many usernames. Im sure Dolfette wont mind sharing her thread.

Ms. Rouge returns like a beautiful Gypsy.
Pretty red hair cropped short like a pixie.
But dont make her cross,
Or it will be your loss,
with your thumb up your ass whistling Dixie.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Here is one for you in honor of your many usernames. Im sure Dolfette wont mind sharing her thread.

Ms. Rouge returns like a beautiful Gypsy.
Pretty red hair cropped short like a pixie.
But dont make her cross,
Or it will be your loss,
with your thumb up your ass whistling Dixie.

Yeah Dolfette wont mind, but thats hilarious. I love the beat line to your poetry

 

[Wish-4-8]

Yeah Dolfette wont mind, but thats hilarious. I love the beat line to your poetry

Thank you for that.
If I am not mistaken, this type of poetry is called limericks. They follow a pattern, or rhyme sequence of: A,A,b,b,A. They are a lot of fun to make. :smile:

Actually, a special thanks to the OP, Hsarge, for starting these inspirations.

 

[HazelGod]

If I am not mistaken, this type of poetry is called limericks.

You are not mistaken at all...limericks lend themselves well to dirty play.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"