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Ode to Dolfette

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by hsarge, Apr 17, 2010.

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  1. hsarge

    hsarge Sexy Member

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    You once had some beautiful pictures
    That I thought were internet fixtures.
    You took them away
    and from that day
    sorrow and tears are the mixture.
     
    #1 hsarge, Apr 17, 2010
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    You should see these ones I got of her...
     
    #2 B_FatMushroomHead, Apr 17, 2010
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    Be still my jealous heart.
     
    #3 hsarge, Apr 17, 2010
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    Silly Rabbits, change your gender to Female and might actually respond to you.
     
    #4 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 17, 2010
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    LOL
     
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    Just because Dolfette won't suffer bores, says nothing about her sexuality.
     
    #6 hsarge, Apr 17, 2010
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    Here is what happens periodically.

    The creeps, peep and then try to jump her,
    But her wit wont allow them to trumph her.
    So she takes the pix off,
    Leaving me to scoff,
    That it must have been some new leg humper.
     
    #7 Wish-4-8, Apr 17, 2010
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    Thats priceless, i need to frame that.
     
    #8 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 17, 2010
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    Probably me. Cept she likes me.
     
    #9 B_FatMushroomHead, Apr 17, 2010
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    Here is another:

    Dolfette had quite a collection,
    Of pixs some damn near perfection,
    But to my dismay,
    She took them away,
    Oh well, there goes my erection.



    Im such a poet.
    I could keep going with these. hee hee hee
     
    #10 Wish-4-8, Apr 17, 2010
  11. hsarge

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    Wish: the new poet laureate!
     
    #11 hsarge, Apr 17, 2010
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    This is too much fun. Im such a nerd.


    Dolfette's gallery deserves more than a glance,
    There are natural pixs, no need to enhance.
    If you missed them, dispair,
    They are no longer there!
    Should have right clicked while you still had the chance.
     
    #12 Wish-4-8, Apr 17, 2010
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    OMG Wish, thats brilliant beyond belief.

    Rouge is back
    Piss her off and she'll give you a smack
    Don't ask her to watch you wack
    She'll laugh at your attemp to mac....yoyo
     
    #13 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 17, 2010
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    Im no FMH, but I have my moments. lol
     
    #14 Wish-4-8, Apr 17, 2010
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    I added my poem while you were responding. Poetry is something i've always loved. I was a good rhymer, but i can definitely crank out some nonrhyming goodness if it is the deep stuff.
     
    #15 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 17, 2010
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    Ok, here goes...

    "There once was a man from NANTUCKET..."

    *sound of crickets chirping*
     
    #16 Mr. Bungle, Apr 18, 2010
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    Here is one for you in honor of your many usernames. Im sure Dolfette wont mind sharing her thread.

    Ms. Rouge returns like a beautiful Gypsy.
    Pretty red hair cropped short like a pixie.
    But dont make her cross,
    Or it will be your loss,
    with your thumb up your ass whistling Dixie.
     
    #17 Wish-4-8, Apr 18, 2010
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    Yeah Dolfette wont mind, but thats hilarious. I love the beat line to your poetry
     
    #18 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 18, 2010
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    Thank you for that.
    If I am not mistaken, this type of poetry is called limericks. They follow a pattern, or rhyme sequence of: A,A,b,b,A. They are a lot of fun to make. :smile:

    Actually, a special thanks to the OP, Hsarge, for starting these inspirations.
     
    #19 Wish-4-8, Apr 18, 2010
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    You are not mistaken at all...limericks lend themselves well to dirty play.

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin
    "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"
     
    #20 HazelGod, Apr 18, 2010
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    Wish, more more, make us some more
     
    #21 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 18, 2010
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    OK, last one for tonight. I have to goto bed. lol

    I'd of liked you to of met Praying Mantis,
    She was green, mean, serene, and magmantus.
    But she couldnt log on,
    So she had to be gone.
    Like the lost continent of Atlantis.
     
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    you're all mad.
     
    #23 dolfette, Apr 18, 2010
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    Wish, my husband and i had such fun reading your limericks. Totally hilarious.
     
    #24 Tattooed Goddess, Apr 18, 2010
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    There once was a stringbean named ween.
    His favorite food was avocados and toast.
    And all the girls on lpsg wanted FMH's balls in their mouth.


    Eh? Ehhhhhh?
     
    #25 B_FatMushroomHead, Apr 18, 2010
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    There once was a young man from Brighton
    who said to his girl 'That's a tight one'.
    She said 'Shut your face,
    Your in the wrong place.
    There's plenty of room in the right one'.

    Dolfie, we are crazy, about you and the contributions you make to this site.
     
    #26 hsarge, Apr 18, 2010
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    There once was girl with no pics
    She really loved this site about dicks
    She'll kick your balls
    Beat you in brawls
    But she sometimes likes a stiff prick
     
    #27 B_FatMushroomHead, Apr 18, 2010
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    Mad, I tell you!!
     
    #28 nicenycdick, Apr 18, 2010
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    i'll just bask in the lunacy.
     
    #29 dolfette, Apr 18, 2010
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    Ms. Rouge: Don't laugh too hard and pull your stitches. Get well quickly.
     
    #30 hsarge, Apr 18, 2010
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