I will never, ever, ever get anywhere near a lmao. Don't even start with ROTFLMAO. I'm sure I can count, on one tightly-closed fist, the number of times, since the www was born, that I've "laughed my ass off" after reading a post on an internet message board. A knowing smile? You bet. A wide grin punctuated by a happy snort? My funny friends engender these on occasion. A spontaneous giggle? Fairly rare, but it happens. Laughing my ass off? Sorry, that just doesn't happen while I'm reading cybertext. And, has anyone, anywhere, anytime, ever, in the history of the known universe, read some interwebby chat prose and fallen into rolling on the floor and laughing his or her ass off? Please. I loathe these acronyms, I get irritable whenever I see them used, and a baby turtle suffers everytime the offending letters are typed in their sacrilegious forms. Please stop. [**Rant over**] Feel free to ventilate your own acronymical irritations here if it will help cleanse the collective websoul.