OMG 100 Pounds!

[nudeyorker]

Help!....UPS just left and someone sent me 100 pounds of candy. If I give a pound to everyone in my apartment building I can unload it. Anyone else have any suggestions. (No I'm not going to eat it)

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Who? What? Why?

 

[ZOS23xy]

A dentist who doesn't like you?

See if the Sunday Breakfast mission can deal with it.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Take a photo of it and post it, I have no idea how much 100lbs of candy is

 

[nudeyorker]

Who? What? Why?

It's a long story that's not that interesting but I am looking at 100 one pound bags of M&M's

 

[nudeyorker]

A dentist who doesn't like you?

See if the Sunday Breakfast mission can deal with it.

That's an excellent idea. Hopefully they will come and pick it up. Thank you.

 

[DaveyR]

Well you can't really get M&Ms in Tenerife and the postal service from there to here is pretty quick these days - hint hint

 

[Drifterwood]

I only have around a pound of "candy"

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Yeah, too bad Star Trek technology is science fiction. I'd take a pound off you right now. Crap you could sell that stuff maybe. Take it to your local dollar store and they'd probably give you $50.

 

[nudeyorker]

Well you can't really get M&Ms in Tenerife and the postal service from there to here is pretty quick these days - hint hint

Do you want some, I'll send it. I just called the super to help me move it to my storage room while I figure out what to do with them The big box is driving my dog crazy!

 

[Drifterwood]

The big box is driving my dog crazy!

You too?

Sorry Nudey. If I go to bed I'll have to pick up on where I left Russell deconstructing Aquinas' Theologiae.

 

[Flashy]

It's a long story that's not that interesting but I am looking at 100 one pound bags of M&M's

i would say donate it to a couple of homeless soup kitchen places...it might be nice for folks in that position to have a treat once in a while, and those will go a very long way

or donate it to something for kids perhaps...

 

[StormyB]

Help!....UPS just left and someone sent me 100 pounds of candy. If I give a pound to everyone in my apartment building I can unload it. Anyone else have any suggestions. (No I'm not going to eat it)

Well...so ends my suggestion....:frown1:

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

I'll take a bag. I don't eat candy but every now and then I get a yen!

 

[CUBE]

OK, You must tell us more to the story. Who and why did someone send you 100 lbs of candy? Also, even though it is a huge gift. Keep some and take the rest to friends and neighbors...of course it is sealed right. I mean you don't have lose candy? I like the idea of a shelter...if they will take gifts such as this. I really want the story.

 

[D_Amyntas Lillydong]

shoot, i'd eat it for the next year and give some out for halloween, x-mas, easter, but mostly it would be all mine! muwahahaha!

 

[Northland]

It's a long story that's not that interesting but I am looking at 100 one pound bags of M&M's

Plain or peanut? If it's peanut, then send them to me as an early birthday present.

Seriously, I'd go with the idea Flashy presented of donating it to a soup kitchen or homeless shelter.

 

[nudeyorker]

Problem solved... thanks for your suggestions everyone. My super's church is going to take it and give it away as part of their food drive. ( I don't consider candy food) I kept two pounds!

 

[2322]

I'll take a bag myself! I love M&Ms now and then.

 

[nudeyorker]

OK, You must tell us more to the story. Who and why did someone send you 100 lbs of candy? Also, even though it is a huge gift. Keep some and take the rest to friends and neighbors...of course it is sealed right. I mean you don't have lose candy? I like the idea of a shelter...if they will take gifts such as this. I really want the story.

Well I warned you it was not an interesting story, but I did a project for MARS Candy and they kept telling me I was too thin and should eat more candy. Someone said (I thought as a joke) we want to send you some candy...what is your address?