i get em all the time too...but most of the very odd and downright disturbing ones are messages i get on xtube.....like this one:
Hi sweetie,
I am a kinky mom that really enjoyed watching this video. OMG it got me so moist. My fetish is having my husband masturbate on my food before I eat it. Last week my husband and I were at McDonalds and he took my fish sandwich to the bathroom and masturbated all over it. I ate it in the restaurant. God it was so yummy and gross at the same time. I gagged several times eating it, but I finally finished it. Can YOU make a video of you masturbating on a cheeseburger? That would be so hot.
tara