He's a total dream boat and seems very sweet like the type of trophy boyfriend you could bring home to mom and she would like him better she likes you. And yet the whole time he's just sitting on this ridiculous juicy plump PHATTY that has no business existing except for sexually gluttonous behavior. The combo/juxtaposition of the pretty boy light eyes with a colgate smile face and that nasty (meant in only the best sense of the word) phat ass is mind-boggling. The thing just sits up too so nicely too and has a little bounce to it, it's not possible to see it and not instantly be triggered like a primal animal. And you just know he's a natural at bottoming...the way he arches his back in fitness vids....you can just tell he was born to do it
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He's a total dream boat and seems very sweet like the type of trophy boyfriend you could bring home to mom and she would like him better she likes you. And yet the whole time he's just sitting on this ridiculous juicy plump PHATTY that has no business existing except for sexually gluttonous behavior. The combo/juxtaposition of the pretty boy light eyes with a colgate smile face and that nasty (meant in only the best sense of the word) phat ass is mind-boggling. The thing just sits up too so nicely too and has a little bounce to it, it's not possible to see it and not instantly be triggered like a primal animal. And you just know he's a natural at bottoming...the way he arches his back in fitness vids....you can just tell he was born to do it
I'm on the fence with @dann00dann's OF. I will not be renewing, but in fairness he does seems to post fairly regularly (about 3-4 updates per week, though that includes still photos). But he's guilty of one of my biggest pet peeves which is showing the body separately from the face to try and protect his anonymity more. That just is a total boner killer for me. He's a hot handsome guy with pretty much the full package which is why I subscribed, so i really don't get much for just seeing this or that body part in photos and movie clips with the rest of you out of the shot. It could be anyone's butt, thigh, or whatever at that point! Just like Grindr, no one likes a an endless stream of headless torsos! lol
I guess really the main redeeming thing is that if you have the patience to sift through the 80+ vids (most are boring), there are a couple gems, like a super hot longer video of him doing a sexy push-up/grind on me type performance for a couple minutes wearing super slutty sheer briefs/speedos and really showcasing he ass which for him i find to be his crown jewel.. But it's like, i'd rather a dozen of those types of videos than 100 duds and a handful of winners lost in the clutter.
I guess really the main redeeming thing is that if you have the patience to sift through the 80+ vids (most are boring), there are a couple gems, like a super hot longer video of him doing a sexy push-up/grind on me type performance for a couple minutes wearing super slutty sheer briefs/speedos and really showcasing he ass which for him i find to be his crown jewel.. But it's like, i'd rather a dozen of those types of videos than 100 duds and a handful of winners lost in the clutter.
Harry Jowsey and Charlie Taylor - both crap
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Thatfitguy and peyerdaniel - I honestly have the same critique about both. I do not begrudge them the right to seek out the "gay dollar" and offer what they want in return. Either their content is enough for people or it isn't. The principal problem I have is what they're offering for access for a price; versus what they have available on their Insta. If you're going to charge anyone over say $ 5.00 per month, the content you offer on your OF should be at least better than what you offer for free. Now individually...
thatfitguy - He's the biggest offender of what I discussed above. Sure you can see "his prime assets" in a more contrasted detail; there are never nudes, not even partial. No doubt, he has an amazing body overall and regularly wears clothing on his OF that, again, well highlights both his big cock and very well shaped and large bubble butt; but none where the face is visible. Now, baring the price, this alone might be enough to justify having an OF; but if you already follow his Insta, you know he's not that shy about showing off and with pictures of both of those assets; including his handsome face. So why would someone pay to subscribe? Now, here's the interesting part/history lesson. His nudes are out there, some with his face. So that ship has ultimately sailed. I'm not saying he should just surrender himself to the desires of his fans and start posting nudes on his OF; but I would recommend owning it and not letting it control or freak him out. In fact, those nudes are on certain sites where no money is exchanged at all. If it were me, I'd rather be collecting on that than letting them float around for free; particularly if I am already monetizing my looks.
Peyerdaniel - You'd have to hire interstellar bounty hunters to find any true nudes of this guy. He appears to have protected himself well in that regard. And in fact, his OF is a shade better than the content you get on his Insta. But is it worth his relatively mid range sub price of $ 10 a month? Not really. Especially, when you compare him to other guys that are just as handsome and well "proportioned" as he is. Now he does play a little bit with almost nudity; and those pics do indeed show his face. So he's worth a sub, just not at the same price where you can find other hot guys with nudes. His OF is truly an Only Fans, because only hardcore fans would want to sub to his page at that rate.
thatfitguy - He's the biggest offender of what I discussed above. Sure you can see "his prime assets" in a more contrasted detail; there are never nudes, not even partial. No doubt, he has an amazing body overall and regularly wears clothing on his OF that, again, well highlights both his big cock and very well shaped and large bubble butt; but none where the face is visible. Now, baring the price, this alone might be enough to justify having an OF; but if you already follow his Insta, you know he's not that shy about showing off and with pictures of both of those assets; including his handsome face. So why would someone pay to subscribe? Now, here's the interesting part/history lesson. His nudes are out there, some with his face. So that ship has ultimately sailed. I'm not saying he should just surrender himself to the desires of his fans and start posting nudes on his OF; but I would recommend owning it and not letting it control or freak him out. In fact, those nudes are on certain sites where no money is exchanged at all. If it were me, I'd rather be collecting on that than letting them float around for free; particularly if I am already monetizing my looks.
Peyerdaniel - You'd have to hire interstellar bounty hunters to find any true nudes of this guy. He appears to have protected himself well in that regard. And in fact, his OF is a shade better than the content you get on his Insta. But is it worth his relatively mid range sub price of $ 10 a month? Not really. Especially, when you compare him to other guys that are just as handsome and well "proportioned" as he is. Now he does play a little bit with almost nudity; and those pics do indeed show his face. So he's worth a sub, just not at the same price where you can find other hot guys with nudes. His OF is truly an Only Fans, because only hardcore fans would want to sub to his page at that rate.
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What an amazing colorful and, I feel, accurate depiction of him! In a phrase, I consider him the type to be a perfect husband in the streets and a insatiable freak in the sheets. I also have an UPDATE - though he's not really rising to the level of activity to justify his sub price, he has gotten a bit more active.
Apparently it's ok to ask someone to share content. For instance, I could say:
Does anyone have any *shreddedc pay per views that they are willing to share?
Particularly, the newer one where he drives around naked and gets seen by strangers or any thing with assplay. Please and Thank you!
If I understand the rules, I could ask that.
Does anyone have any *shreddedc pay per views that they are willing to share?
Particularly, the newer one where he drives around naked and gets seen by strangers or any thing with assplay. Please and Thank you!
If I understand the rules, I could ask that.
Fatdickjustin's onlyfans is another one.
He uploads old reused videos he posted before the Tumblr Purge. None of his videos are longer than 2 minutes and he has the audacity to charge 15$ full price. Lately he's been doing discount sales cause I think he finally realized nobody is gonna pay for that. He also *claims" he has a video of him getting head from a guy but won't post it online and only sales it separately from his OF for 30$ He said its 3 minutes long (if even that) but it probably isnt anything special.
He's a con artist and goes for days at a time without posting anything on his OF as if he forgot he had one to begin with -1/5 stars.
He uploads old reused videos he posted before the Tumblr Purge. None of his videos are longer than 2 minutes and he has the audacity to charge 15$ full price. Lately he's been doing discount sales cause I think he finally realized nobody is gonna pay for that. He also *claims" he has a video of him getting head from a guy but won't post it online and only sales it separately from his OF for 30$ He said its 3 minutes long (if even that) but it probably isnt anything special.
He's a con artist and goes for days at a time without posting anything on his OF as if he forgot he had one to begin with -1/5 stars.
www.onlyfans.com/jakesfitnesslife
The biggest scan artist on onlyfans. Only posting videos and pics that have made circulation on pornhub and various porn video sites. He is "selling" dropbox accounts that do not exist. Do not fall for the bullshit. You have been warned.
The biggest scan artist on onlyfans. Only posting videos and pics that have made circulation on pornhub and various porn video sites. He is "selling" dropbox accounts that do not exist. Do not fall for the bullshit. You have been warned.
Have you subscribed to his onlyfans, I did and it hasn’t been anything too great so far. He wants to try to get me to buy his Dropbox now too
I know Jake prior to his onlyfans. He is a racist prick that lashes out when he does not get his way. If u want his "dropbox" videos, I will put them all together and give it to u for free. I just to be a fan of his. But after things went south after I said no a few times, he is not worth it. I also have proof of him being racist, if u do not believe me. I also will not subscribe. Because I was told he is posting videos and pics from the dropbox he is actually selling.
Thanks, I definitely want to see the videos
Tomas Skoludik's OF is a waste of time, I subscribed on a whim when he did a promo, he either posts censored still shots of videos that he expects folks to pay upwards of $50 for, censored shots of jerkoff videos that he expects folks to pay $20+ for, promotes other users OFs, or posts nudes from his modelling career that you can easily find online. So glad I only wasted $6 on him.
In my opinion, anyone on onlyfans who charges extra for content is not worth it. I don't understand why some guys have so many subscribers like Max Wyatt, Josh Watson, Chris Hatton. They post the same boring crap over and over again and charge an arm and a leg for the stuff you actually want to see like their dick.
Yeah them lads are first class twats
