Opinions, please

How about the 'Sacra Ordo Fratra megaphallicatorum', known in the vernacular as the Priapans.

(I'm the only person I've ever met who liked parochial school.)
 
Would I make a good monk?

How are you with being surrounded by men who are supposed to pretend they aren't having sex ever?


Are you ready to go into the cellar which has only 1 lightbulb and it keeps flickering off when the other monks come in.........
 
How are you with being surrounded by men who are supposed to pretend they aren't having sex ever?


Are you ready to go into the cellar which has only 1 lightbulb and it keeps flickering off when the other monks come in.........

And all with suffering in silence.