AOX3: On the old board I had made many posts about my wife 'bragging' to her girlfriends etc. It was becoming embarrassing, because any time she would drink alcohol, she became less inhibited and would drop lines. After many years and some embarrassing times, I finally got her to stop.
2 weekends ago, we were invited to a friends house for a post wedding reception of my goddaughter. People were there that both my wife and I partied with in high school. After a few drinks, we started teasing the bride about her new husband being ample to satisfy her, at that point, her mother, blurts out, well he may be 'ample' but I bet he can't top old aox3 here. My wife got a puzzled look in which I got a raised eyebrow. I mean these are good friends with whom we have had a 30 year relationship. My wife calls the mother of the bride over and asks her how she knows about my 'blessing', and very loudly she exclaimed,"we went skinny dipping in the Suwannee River back when he was in college, and his dick is so big it caused all the other guys to put their suits back on". A big nervous laugh followed, and I in an attempt to be funny went over and handed her a ten dollar bill, like I had paid her to say that, she then held her hand out about 3 inches from the bill, holding her hands apart, and hands it back to me and said something about 'prize winner'.
There were about 75 people there and all of them had to have heard the ccomments, I bet 20 women from age 18 to 40 winked at me throughout the night, still a fun but embarrassing night.
2 weekends ago, we were invited to a friends house for a post wedding reception of my goddaughter. People were there that both my wife and I partied with in high school. After a few drinks, we started teasing the bride about her new husband being ample to satisfy her, at that point, her mother, blurts out, well he may be 'ample' but I bet he can't top old aox3 here. My wife got a puzzled look in which I got a raised eyebrow. I mean these are good friends with whom we have had a 30 year relationship. My wife calls the mother of the bride over and asks her how she knows about my 'blessing', and very loudly she exclaimed,"we went skinny dipping in the Suwannee River back when he was in college, and his dick is so big it caused all the other guys to put their suits back on". A big nervous laugh followed, and I in an attempt to be funny went over and handed her a ten dollar bill, like I had paid her to say that, she then held her hand out about 3 inches from the bill, holding her hands apart, and hands it back to me and said something about 'prize winner'.
There were about 75 people there and all of them had to have heard the ccomments, I bet 20 women from age 18 to 40 winked at me throughout the night, still a fun but embarrassing night.
