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[deleted640]

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Originally posted by TragicWhiteKnight@Mar 10 2005, 04:50 PM
Obligatory swim class. Obligatory Speedo wearing.

That did all the outing I could possibly have dreaded.

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[Dr Rock]

there were several of us in my year who were quietly permitted to wear knee-length bathers instead of the regulation speedos. thank fuck. of course it didn't lessen the banter from our peers, but at least it provided us with some shred of dignity during house sports events, when the rest of the school (800+ people) was WATCHING us.

man, I still cringe at those memories...

 

[TragicWhiteKnight]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Mar 10 2005, 06:01 PM
there were several of us in my year who were quietly permitted to wear knee-length bathers instead of the regulation speedos. thank fuck. of course it didn't lessen the banter from our peers, but at least it provided us with some shred of dignity during house sports events, when the rest of the school (800+ people) was WATCHING us.

man, I still cringe at those memories...

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Hmmm - you got it lucky. Especially since we're both Brits around the same age. Our school had a strict Speedo policy - if you forgot to bring your Speedos, you were forced to wear your football shorts (as I, and loads of people did, since they kept randomly assigning swimming class at weird and unpredictable times). If you didn't bring your shorts either, you were forced to go in naked [which, in retrospect, I can't believe was possible], though I only know of one occasion in which that actually happened.

The whole thing pissed off everyone except the school size-queens.

 

[deleted640]

Yikes, my friend, yikes!

Originally posted by TragicWhiteKnight+Mar 10 2005, 06:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TragicWhiteKnight &#064; Mar 10 2005, 06:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr Rock@Mar 10 2005, 06:01 PM
there were several of us in my year who were quietly permitted to wear knee-length bathers instead of the regulation speedos.  thank fuck.  of course it didn&#39;t lessen the banter from our peers, but at least it provided us with some shred of dignity during house sports events, when the rest of the school (800+ people) was WATCHING us.

man, I still cringe at those memories...

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Hmmm - you got it lucky. Especially since we&#39;re both Brits around the same age. Our school had a strict Speedo policy - if you forgot to bring your Speedos, you were forced to wear your football shorts (as I, and loads of people did, since they kept randomly assigning swimming class at weird and unpredictable times). If you didn&#39;t bring your shorts either, you were forced to go in naked [which, in retrospect, I can&#39;t believe was possible], though I only know of one occasion in which that actually happened.

The whole thing pissed off everyone except the school size-queens.

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[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by TragicWhiteKnight@Mar 10 2005, 06:40 PM
The whole thing pissed off everyone except the school size-queens.

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at my school the size-queens were the female teaching staff. several of them would somehow manage to "drop by" every swimming class to surreptitiously get a few eyefuls. in retrospect I suppose it&#39;s pretty creepy, but at the time we thought it was funny as hell.

 

[TragicWhiteKnight]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Mar 10 2005, 08:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Mar 10 2005, 08:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-TragicWhiteKnight@Mar 10 2005, 06:40 PM
The whole thing pissed off everyone except the school size-queens.

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at my school the size-queens were the female teaching staff. several of them would somehow manage to "drop by" every swimming class to surreptitiously get a few eyefuls. in retrospect I suppose it&#39;s pretty creepy, but at the time we thought it was funny as hell.

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Just the *female* teaching class? You didn&#39;t have the obligatory &#39;closested homosexual male gym teacher&#39;? I am shocked.

 

[Dr Rock]

well yeah, but they were usually the ones taking the phys ed classes in the first place.

 

[Kimahri]

I got outed by a friend to a bartender at a gay bar that I didn&#39;t like as revenge on me.

Enter The Stalker

 

[Dr Rock]

stalkers are fun. you can play hilarious games with them when you get bored.

 

[Kimahri]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Mar 11 2005, 02:06 PM
stalkers are fun. you can play hilarious games with them when you get bored.

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Or get free drinks from them.

 

[c.dub]

Another one for me was in a smaller upper division college class (so everyone had other classes together before, typically several classes, making everyone in the class quiet acquanted). A friend (female) of mine and I were sitting in one of the front rows, and the prof excused himself to run to his office. She and I were facing eachother talking, when she poked my unit, and said (rather loudly), "You have a really big dick, huh?" Was I going to lie? No. Did I offer her to judge herself? Yes. Did she? She sure did, and she was rather interested in trying it on, so to speak. She&#39;s a hot chick, my cock was out, you do the math. We became "fucking friends" for some time after that... good times.

 

[13788]

SickBoy: I was embarrassed, but it was fun, as I&#39;m kinda low of self esteem ( did it really happen). Three times it fact, once my gf mentioned it and a former gf confirmed it and they discussed it at length (no pun) in my presence. The second time the same gf mentioned it at an office party, in front of male coworkers no less. The third was when I dated a friend of a coworker and she told the other Women in the office.

Now the gf that talks a lot also told her girlfriends, I actually overheard one of them saying "well do you know anything else about him"

 

[wildshytt]

Three days ago @ a friend&#39;s birthday get-together, I let the birthday girl cop a feel and everyone knew in a short period of time. It was a little embarrassing, but, I&#39;ve liked the events since.....