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It isn't an issue. It isn't a problem. It isn't a dispute. It isn't offspring or progeny. It isn't a means or place of going out. It's not proceeds from a form of revenue. It isn't something coming out of a body, like blood. It also isn't the act of publishing or officially giving out or making available.

It most definitely is not specific to women.

It isn't a women's issue.
 
Once again, the world revolves around the penis. Blind to anything that doesn’t pertain to the dick. If we’re here, obviously we’re here to look at, discuss, admire, evaluate, salivate, support in every way the PENIS.

Because why the hell, woman, are you here?!
 
Once again, the world revolves around the penis. Blind to anything that doesn’t pertain to the dick. If we’re here, obviously we’re here to look at, discuss, admire, evaluate, salivate, support in every way the PENIS.

Because why the hell, woman, are you here?!

I can't tell for sure whether you are being as sarcastic as I intended to be (I can tell the people my sarcasm was aimed at do NOT get it), but it is a valid question, just why is anyone here at a place called "LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP" if they are so disinterested in the topic. And what is a "women's issue" in the context of that universe described by the name of this group? Oh, I see...https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHGzq0qFxSQfsQM/giphy.gif
 
I can't tell for sure whether you are being as sarcastic as I intended to be (I can tell the people my sarcasm was aimed at do NOT get it), but it is a valid question, just why is anyone here at a place called "LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP" if they are so disinterested in the topic. And what is a "women's issue" in the context of that universe described by the name of this group? Oh, I see...https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHGzq0qFxSQfsQM/giphy.gif

Why does it have to be a women's issue in a large penis context? Have you also asked how the Eurozone Sovereign Debt Crisis relates to large penises? Or ANY thread in the politics forum?
 
Why does it have to be a women's issue in a large penis context? Have you also asked how the Eurozone Sovereign Debt Crisis relates to large penises? Or ANY thread in the politics forum?
Not at the LARGE PENIS SUPPORT ORGANIZATION. Nor at the Cooking With Coconut Oil forum. Nor at the Auto Repair forum. If there were a "Women's Issues" section in the Cooking With Coconut Oil forum I would expect it to deal with women's issues in relationship to that overall topic. Any other questions?
 
Not at the LARGE PENIS SUPPORT ORGANIZATION. Nor at the Cooking With Coconut Oil forum. Nor at the Auto Repair forum. If there were a "Women's Issues" section in the Cooking With Coconut Oil forum I would expect it to deal with women's issues in relationship to that overall topic. Any other questions?

Then go tell all the political threads, humor threads, etc the same thing. Don't cherry pick. Any questions? : unamused:
 
Not at the LARGE PENIS SUPPORT ORGANIZATION. Nor at the Cooking With Coconut Oil forum. Nor at the Auto Repair forum. If there were a "Women's Issues" section in the Cooking With Coconut Oil forum I would expect it to deal with women's issues in relationship to that overall topic. Any other questions?

Yes. Why didn't you answer my question?

Have you also asked how the Eurozone Sovereign Debt Crisis relates to large penises? Or ANY thread in the politics forum?

Chop chop, you've got lots of people to correct over in the other sub-forums. Go on, tell the (mostly men) who debate (far more skillfully than your clumsy attempt here) a spectrum of political issues in the LPSG Politics sub-forum that all of their posts should relate to big dicks. You know, if you aren't an entitled chickenshit.

Women's Issues really does seem to attract the best and worst of the male posters here.
 
My wife doesn't do blowjobs, full stop! So any man getting this kind of treatment is damn lucky in my books, and should thank his lucky stars.
 
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Why can't I find a woman that enjoys sucking cock? All the women I've been involved with certainly enjoy having oral performed on them. But the ones I've been involved with certainly don't seem to enjoy giving oral as much as they do receiving.

They start off in the relationship being really into it, after a few months it's I don't feel like it crap. It takes you too long to get off. What the heck? Who cares about getting off? I just enjoy receiving oral. I can get off when we're having sex.

Is it too much to ask in wanting to have a woman who really enjoys sucking cock?
 
I would be thinking it was me except that the sex is really great. Of course I am interested in pleasing her not in just merely getting off. The more orgasms I give her the better I feel.

I for one enjoy eating at the Y and I stay there until she's either begging me to fuck her or bringing her to her second clitoral orgasm before we get into the uninhibited sex. I don't mind her holding my head and grinding her cunt into my face.

I also understand that I'm thick and I don't expect her to be able to take all of me into her mouth. Obviously I trend to be more concerned with pleasing my partner than she is in pleasing me. That was definitely so with my ex wife. Guess that's why she's an ex.

I thi
 
To the men finding women who do not like giving head/lose interest in giving head as the relationship progresses.... consider how well you mind your manners while receiving oral. Porn shit like trying to fuck my throat before I am ready. Holding down my head. Throwing off my rhythm. All of these things will quickly annoy me and cut off the cock-sucker express.

Also, cum tastes bad. Nobody wants a mouthful of it. *with the exception of the women who do*
 
trying to fuck my throat before I am ready.
Trying to fuck my throat at all thankyou very much! :mad: By all means give subtle indications about rhythm, that is welcome, but no throat fucking. Large penis + throat fucking = very little enthusiasm shown in future.
 
Yes. Why didn't you answer my question?



Chop chop, you've got lots of people to correct over in the other sub-forums. Go on, tell the (mostly men) who debate (far more skillfully than your clumsy attempt here) a spectrum of political issues in the LPSG Politics sub-forum that all of their posts should relate to big dicks. You know, if you aren't an entitled chickenshit.

Women's Issues really does seem to attract the best and worst of the male posters here.

Your reading of my point (and pretty much everything else you write) is anti-logical. I never said nor implied that every single post has to be related directly to the main topic of the site. What I am suggesting is that your bellyaching about posts that bring up the main topic of the site in relationship to whatever topics are raised ANYWHERE on this site as "not related to women's issues" is a sign of trolling. You aren't interested in women's issues or large penis support, you're just here to kvetch. The LARGE PENIS support group is not a place for complaining about posts that bring up LARGE PENISes in relation to topics in the women's issues section if someone who thinks LARGE PENISes have something to do with that sub-topic. I have never seen anyone in the LPSG Politics sub-forum go apeshit when someone brings up LARGE PENISes within that forum, having constant meltdowns like a handful of trolls here who do it when LARGE PENISes are brought up in the women's issues sub-forum.

DEFINE "WOMEN'S ISSUES" in the context of LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP. Why would you choose to be here of all places if you want to have a PENIS-FREE forum? Why does it irk you so much when PENISes are brought up and how do you figure you stand to represent all women when it comes to declaring that if the subject of a PENIS is involved in the discourse at the LARGE PENIS Support Group, then it must not be a women's issue? There are probably thousands of women's issue forums or sex forums online elsewhere where you would never have to contend with all these "worst of the male posters" who dare to violate your safe space with mentions of the dreaded PENIS -- so what keeps you here?
 
Yeah, uh they stopped actually using "large penis support group" quite a while ago. Now it's just "LPSG" and has been for quite some time. Plenty of people on this site don't even know what the letters stand for until someone else tells them.

It's not hard for me to not go into Politics and create a thread or derail a pre-existing one to post about my sex life with my sweetie who has a penis. A larger than average penis, in fact. I also don't go into the Etc or Humor sections to make threads or derail pre-existing ones to post about my menstrual cycle or issues with it.

It's not hard for me to not create a thread in any of the Ask a Man sections to talk about things they likely don't deal with, like sore breasts before and during menses or shitty side effects of taking the pill.

@Standard Deviant Keep on cherry picking and complaining, when you're posting complaints. Hypocrite.
 
Your reading of my point [blah blah blah ad infinitum] so what keeps you here?

Here's a little experiment: Does anyone give a flying fuck what Standard Deviant thinks on this topic, other than sock puppet accounts and our little crop of misogynist trolls?