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There's something so fundamentally boring about him. These days he looks hotter (it used to be that he was a complete DYEL, didn't seem to lift weights at all), he's making an effort at the gym. But he's still very vanilla, not sexy at all.

His half-brother Joseph Baena (the son that came out of Arnold creampie'ing his Guatemalan maid) is far far hotter. I mean, look at him. Supposedly the Kennedy children were awful to Joseph (at least at the beginning) and would shun him, and also resent him because Arnold paid attention to him and kinda liked him better because he's more masculine and a gymrat like himself.
 
There's something so fundamentally boring about him. These days he looks hotter (it used to be that he was a complete DYEL, didn't seem to lift weights at all), he's making an effort at the gym. But he's still very vanilla, not sexy at all.

His half-brother Joseph Baena (the son that came out of Arnold creampie'ing his Guatemalan maid) is far far hotter. I mean, look at him. Supposedly the Kennedy children were awful to Joseph (at least at the beginning) and would shun him, and also resent him because Arnold paid attention to him and kinda liked him better because he's more masculine and a gymrat like himself.
Like half of that didn't need to be posted at all. The first paragraph is fine but what does the second have to do with anything?
 
There's something so fundamentally boring about him. These days he looks hotter (it used to be that he was a complete DYEL, didn't seem to lift weights at all), he's making an effort at the gym. But he's still very vanilla, not sexy at all.

His half-brother Joseph Baena (the son that came out of Arnold creampie'ing his Guatemalan maid) is far far hotter. I mean, look at him. Supposedly the Kennedy children were awful to Joseph (at least at the beginning) and would shun him, and also resent him because Arnold paid attention to him and kinda liked him better because he's more masculine and a gymrat like himself.
Beauty is and always will be in the eye of the beholder. You don't fine him hot, that's fine. I happen to think the only thing hot about the bastard brother is his body. His face, not so much. Patrick on the other hand has those Kennedy goodlooks like his Uncle John and his cousin John John. They don't need muscles to be gorgeous they just were.
 
There's something so fundamentally boring about him. These days he looks hotter (it used to be that he was a complete DYEL, didn't seem to lift weights at all), he's making an effort at the gym. But he's still very vanilla, not sexy at all.

His half-brother Joseph Baena (the son that came out of Arnold creampie'ing his Guatemalan maid) is far far hotter. I mean, look at him. Supposedly the Kennedy children were awful to Joseph (at least at the beginning) and would shun him, and also resent him because Arnold paid attention to him and kinda liked him better because he's more masculine and a gymrat like himself.
Go worship Joseph Baena we're here for Patrick
 
Patrick's genes definitely favor the Kennedy side of the family. It's interesting that Arnold's out of wedlock baby looks more like him than Patrick does. No wonder he couldn't hide it.

But Patrick is attractive. The Kennedy's are a pretty family.