Patrick Schwarzenegger

[aimehaime]

(l-r) Alan Ritchson, Chace Crawford, Evan Peters, Edward Blumel, Glen Powell, Sean Depner

you forgot to include timothee chalamet :/

 

[Homocaine]

you forgot to include timothee chalamet :/

Now THAT is a flat ass

 

[xander_7]

Why even talk about his dick or ass size? Like be happy he is willing to get naked on camera!

 

[xander_7]

Any update-reviews on the next episode maybe anyone know?

No nudity in 3 and only fake dick in episode 4.

 

[Italiano2000]

Saxton needs to give that twink a good raw pounding, Lochlan is clearly attracted to him

For real

 

[Italiano2000]

what’s with people in this thread trying to knock him down a peg? you’d think he has a migrated and botched bbl the way people here talk about his ass lol

Honestly I’ve noticed alot of dudes do this on a bunch of different threads. It’s like this weird psychology where they want a guy, but they’re also intimidated or jealous or something. So they try to bring these guys down a peg. Idk man, but that’s the internet and celebrity culture for ya

 

[Italiano2000]

Why are they weird? His ass IS flat lol.

Y’all watch too much porn lmao

 

[xxxmystery]

No nudity in 3 and only fake dick in episode 4.

This season is so fucking slow. I get it that how its normally but its extra slow this season

 

[Italiano2000]

I doubt the writers will actually have his character have full-on sex with his brother. I am leaning more towards one (or both) of them having sex with the sister.

 

[Italiano2000]

I was all about his jawline being wonky as why I’m not completely attracted to him, but now with episode two I think it’s the oversized veneers. It’s like that point where some Beverly Hills cosmetic dentist was giving all those influencer like Dylan Geick those over large veneers and they looked so awkward, like they were smiling at you and contemplating building a damn somewhere at the same time.

y’all are so damn picky it’s funny. I didn’t even notice that. He’s a hot dude

 

[WDVINCO]

Now THAT is a flat ass

and i'd proudly pound it while Kylie watches

 

[ZenXN]

his butt looked rounder in the 80s

It's hard to be sure that he did his own nude scenes. He gave interviews at the time where he said it was a body double but later, he said that it was him in the scenes and he said that he lied to keep his wife (Patrick's mother) from knowing that he did nude scenes and sex scenes in those movies.

So, who knows if those pics are him or his body double.

also what is a straight guy ass, does gayness give you a bigger ass

It's not being gay that gives them a big butt however, gay men hogging the damned leg and ass machines at the gym might have something to do with it.

His ass is obvi a prosthetic.

Not sure if you're being sarcastic because of the dick prosthetic posts in this thread.

Patrick did give interviews where he said he is nude and the ass is his ass (and given the discussion about how flat it is, that does make it more likely to be his ass).

Notable: in the interviews, Patrick didn't say that the dick was his.

It has nothing to do with the K era lol. His ass is flat and that's ok! If you like it, who cares what anybody else thinks. Enjoy!

Gay men have always liked ass. Ass and Judy Garland.

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But this out-of-proportion jiggly ass thing really got supercharged with twerkers and the Kardashians. It used to be that we liked a firm shapely proportionate ass.

These days, looking at OnlyFans is like looking at a jello mold fruit salad in a 1970s public school cafeteria meal.

For the record, Patrick's ass is just fine as it is.

 

[Stanley Kowalski]

The way he strutted shirtless past those two skanks was so fucking hot. I can't tell you how many times I've lusted after cocky guys like this on vacation and envied the chicks they were with.

 

[Cannibal]

It's hard to be sure that he did his own nude scenes. He gave interviews at the time where he said it was a body double but later, he said that it was him in the scenes and he said that he lied to keep his wife (Patrick's mother) from knowing that he did nude scenes and sex scenes in those movies.

So, who knows if those pics are him or his body double.


It's not being gay that gives them a big butt however, gay men hogging the damned leg and ass machines at the gym might have something to do with it.


Not sure if you're being sarcastic because of the dick prosthetic posts in this thread.

Patrick did give interviews where he said he is nude and the ass is his ass (and given the discussion about how flat it is, that does make it more likely to be his ass).

Notable: in the interviews, Patrick didn't say that the dick was his.



Gay men have always liked ass. Ass and Judy Garland.

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But this out-of-proportion jiggly ass thing really got supercharged with twerkers and the Kardashians. It used to be that we liked a firm shapely proportionate ass.

These days, looking at OnlyFans is like looking at a jello mold fruit salad in a 1970s public school cafeteria meal.

For the record, Patrick's ass is just fine as it is.

Lmao ok

 

[Awesomeglee]

The make up department didn’t really do a good job for that prosthetic… when you zoom in you can clearly see the skin colour straps of the thong…

 

[Cannibal]

Well said ! And Who really wants a Kardashian-like ass on a man anyway ?????

PLENTY of people want a "Kardashian-like" ass on a man lol. I don't understand why y'all are so up in arms about the opinions on his ass. If YOU like it, that's all that should matter.

 

[Rex3611]

It happens so quickly. I was frustrated because it doesn’t count if you can’t see the head.

You’re welcome.

 

[edonline]

Chris Pratt Jokes He ‘Was Looking at That D–k’ During Brother-in-Law Patrick Schwarzenegger’s ‘White Lotus’ Nude Scene: ‘I’m Not Blood Related’

 

[Lost32]

HD gifs !!! Ignoring the prosthetic, his ass is beautiful

Don’t tell us it’s a prosthetic

 

[WDVINCO]

Gay men have always liked ass. Ass and Judy Garland.

thank you for recognizing Mother Judy