Peeing?

[jackingoff10]

Hey my parents raised me to sit down while I pee (make less mess) and to this very day I still don't know how to pee standing up. Can someone please tell me how?!

 

[Pecker]

1. Raise window next to toilet.

2. Lay penis over window sill.

3. Slam window shut.

 

[jjsjr]

Pardon my naivete but, this is a joke, right?

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

1. Raise window next to toilet.

2. Lay penis over window sill.

3. Slam window shut.

Now thats a plan!should work like a charm.

 

[jackingoff10]

no

 

[jjsjr]

You're a guy.... you can aim, right?


Practice outside, you'll never miss!

 

[hockeyguy741]

1. Raise window next to toilet.

2. Lay penis over window sill.

3. Slam window shut.

If you follow these instructions to the ''t'' you will be successful in your quest.

 

[jjsjr]

Should this thread have been in the Health forum?

 

[mattsrod7]

Should this thread have been in the Health forum?

mental health

 

[prepstudinsc]

Should this thread have been in the Health forum?

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[Principessa]

Hey my parents raised me to sit down while I pee (make less mess) and to this very day I still don't know how to pee standing up. Can someone please tell me how?!

1. Throw some Cheerios in the toilet.
2. Hold your penis with one hand while facing toilet.
3. Try to sink the Cheerios with your urine.

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

well, at least, it's a different topic!!! ugh! Let's get back to the hard stuff.

 

[jjsjr]

1. Throw some Cheerios in the toilet.
2. Hold your penis with one hand while facing toilet.
3. Try to sink the Cheerios with your urine.

If you can sink a few Cheerios as a woman, then Brava!!!

 

[Principessa]

If you can sink a few Cheerios as a woman, then Brava!!!

:lmao: You so silly. :tongue: That's how we potty trained my younger male cousins. :smile: