Pineapple Juice

I heard in 1 porn video that pineapple juice makes your cum taste better, so I've been drinking a lot of pineapple juice lately, and also eating those canned fruit cocktail stuff. I haven't tasted my cum then, but it still kinda smells the same. It usually smells sweet.
 
Pineapple juice is high in fructose, the type of sugar that sperm use to convert into energy. Therefore it makes sense that when you eat more fructose sugar it is excreted into your semen for the sperm to utilize for energy and the for the recipients sweet taste buds.

The aspargus, garlic, artichoke, and other flavorful foods all have flavanoids that are excreted into many fluids -- including you guessed it ~ seminal fluid.
 
Cum shouldn't taste sugary, would guys prefer pussy to taste like reece's peanut butter cups?
Wow...that'd be interesting. I don't think I'd ever stop eating a girl out if that were the case...she may go numb! Lol
 
Podka -- that's an awesome name. Never heard it called that. I do agree that pineapple juice in vodka is great.

I once went to a bar in Atlanta that soaked pineapple in Grey goose for a week or something then served just the vodka -- wow, now that was some good stuff.

Podka -- new word of the day for me!



Anyone else like Podka? Pineapple juice in Vodka? It's yummy!
 
OK...I've spent the last 36 hours drinking nothing but pineapple juice. And I just realized that there is no woman at hand (or mouth) to taste-test it. What an exercise in futility....
 
Couple places down here in the cities serve that (Red Stone is one of them) - called a stoli doli - Good stuff!


Podka -- that's an awesome name. Never heard it called that. I do agree that pineapple juice in vodka is great.

I once went to a bar in Atlanta that soaked pineapple in Grey goose for a week or something then served just the vodka -- wow, now that was some good stuff.

Podka -- new word of the day for me!
 
I prefer cum to taste like cum, that's what it's supposed to taste like.
And what exactly is the taste of cum? You are what you eat: you drink coffee your cum tastes bitter, you drink pinapple and it tastes sweet; you eat garlic your breath smells - fact.

Tell me, do yu ever stop to consider what you're typing, or is it you just like typing shit?
 
Do you ever stop to consider you seem to take an inordinate amount of pleasure in making negative comments towards what I post - cum has it's own taste which can be affected by what you eat, if you drink pineapple it's altering the taste.
 
Let’s be clear, I don’t take pleasure from anything you right as it’s invariably crap. I mean, even this; are you suggesting we don’t eat any food at all, as whatever you eat will have an effect?