Please Help

[287313]

I had cyber sex last night, but my firewall was down.

Will I get an STD on my computer?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Yes.

Well, Probably. Go to the store immediately and buy screenwipes and hoover the inside of your PC and you might just get away with it.

Dirty rascal!

 

[mjcp]

If I have sex over the phone, might I get an ear infucktion? Will I still have virgin ears? Might I catch Hearing Aids?

 

[287313]

hahahahahahahaha hearing aids

 

[287319]

I had sex with a dog. Will she half half human puppies?

Please help I'm really worried.

:frown1:

 

[287313]

surely a large shlong would not fit in a puppy