Please rate my duck

[Calboner]

Cal, your duck is very nice, but it's nothing exceptional.

This is the biggest duck I've seen.

That is a very big duck, but I think it's not as big as the one that Molotov Muffin thought mine:

I really think this is calboners duck...he was just being modest before.

 

[maxcok]

That is a very big duck, but I think it's not as big as the one that Molotov Muffin thought mine:

Well I think my duck's bigger, plus it has the advantage of being able to house a small family,

but really it's too close to call.

Regardless, be happy with your duck. Especially when it's wet.

 

[Countryguy63]

**"gooses" calboner

 

[Tickled Pink]

You all have very nice ducks but Cals will always be the best! :tongue:

I got a new duck recently to go with my pussy, there is a picture of them in my gallery but I don't know how to do a link!!!!

 

[Calboner]

**"gooses" calboner

Honky!

You all have very nice ducks but Cals will always be the best! :tongue:

I got a new duck recently to go with my pussy, there is a picture of them in my gallery but I don't know how to do a link!!!!

Thank you, my dear. I assume that you are referring to this photo. (Don't know how to make links? Look for a globe with two links of chain on it above the text box.) It lacks only the caption, "I love you, food."

 

[Tickled Pink]

Thank you for that sweetie! xx

 

[accemb]

Pinky, sweet photo of your duck and pussy !

 

[Tickled Pink]

Furry and Fluffy! Just like me - purrrrrr !!!

 

[Calboner]

"Aflac!"

 

[accemb]

"Aflac!"

That's what the Duck said after perusing Calboner's gallery.....

 

[maxcok]

"Aflac!"

You just had to, didn't you. The duck that turned me off ducks.

And that stupid Garfield turned me off pussies. Now what do I do?

Thanks alot.

 

[Calboner]

You just had to, didn't you. The duck that turned me off ducks.

You're not turned on by the voice of Gilbert Gottfried?

 

[maxcok]

You're not turned on by the voice of Gilbert Gottfried?

Everything about him turns me off, even his name.

I'm going to have nightmares now. Thanks so much.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Aflac!"

My favorite AFLAC commercial is when he's talking to a man and woman in bed, and then the couple gets frisky, and then at the end, you see the duck's feet hanging out of the bed, and he's quacking.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I guess this is what they mean by"Fuck a Duck!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlT-CsJ7HC8

 

[snobbes]

Now this is how t ride a big duck ; http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db88-donald-duck-ride.jpg

 

[snobbes]

this girl seems to love a lot of duckhttp://pk.b5z.net/i/u/2183748/i/f_ezr.JPG

 

[snobbes]

damn thats one thin black duckhttp://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/daffy_duck_xx.jpg

 

[Calboner]

I guess this is what they mean by"Fuck a Duck!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlT-CsJ7HC8

Eh?

The video you have requested is not available.

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Now this is how t ride a big duck ; http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db88-donald-duck-ride.jpg

That is, as they say, just WRONG.

 

[GogMegog]

Your duck is pretty hot. What kind of services she provides?