Please tidy up!

[D_Rufus_D_Dufus]

So how many of us have noticed that some of our fellow members aren't the cleanest? I hate the fact that when I'm attempting to look at some nice tits or a good ol' fashion hard-on, I'm constantly looking at what seems to be a scene from Hoarders on A&E . I find myself rather than looking and enjoying what the person is showing us my eyes go directly to whats behind them (even sometimes what they're standing in) and i end up playing a guessing game of "What the hell is that?" or "Is that what i think it is?" and even sometimes "Ewwwwww".. so please, next time you decide to post a picture or a video.. Please tidy up!

 

[nudeyorker]

My house is actually super clean but sometimes when I'm bored I like to peruse galleries to see who lives like a pig... Here are some others viewpoints on the matter... http://www.lpsg.org/218403-messy-rooms.html

 

[vince]

Dirty fingernails are worse. Don't care how nice your dick or bod is, if you have crap under your nails... major turn off.

 

[AlphaMale]

Funny thread. My favorite is when they have a bag of weed or something just sitting right there in the picture. :tongue:

 

[vince]

Funny thread. My favorite is when they have a bag of weed or something just sitting right there in the picture. :tongue:

Yeah right. Pizza boxes and Slurpy cups are so sexy. I always like the ones with the toilet seat up in the background reflected in the grungy mirror.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Haha, one of the members (that I've noticed) has a bong sitting in the background.

 

[D_Principle Pumped]

if u are so focused on the room and not the person the pic aint good enough

 

[D_Rufus_D_Dufus]

Sometimes i wish i could just paperbag the room..

 

[Opalite]

It's not about how hot the person is, I'm just very anal (heehee) about details like that. Even if your penis is a yard long, I still notice the dirty knickers on the bathroom floor.

 

[DaveyR]

I've been known to be horrified by hideous drapes despite the man in the pic being super hot :redface:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I've been known to be horrified by hideous drapes despite the man in the pic being super hot :redface:

I think it is worse if he is wearing them! :tongue:

 

[DaveyR]

I think it is worse if he is wearing them! :tongue:

Or wipes his dick on them

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Or wipes his dick on them

LOL, I remember the days when that did not matter to you Cs just saying how times change hehe.

:wink:

 

[nudeyorker]

You faux blondes will understand this... it's far worse when the carpet does not match the drapes!

 

[DaveyR]

You faux blondes will understand this... it's far worse when the carpet does not match the drapes!

I have no idea of what you talk.

 

[D_Rufus_D_Dufus]

I'd rather have tacky than having cucarachas climbing up my legs.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

You faux blondes will understand this... it's far worse when the carpet does not match the drapes!

LOL, as in collar and cuffs?
:biggrin1:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I have no idea of what you talk.

Oops I forgot, thought I was in Pm hehe
:redface:

 

[Countryguy63]

Oops I forgot, thought I was in Pm hehe
:redface:

That's not the only thing you have forgotten :cry: :spank:

 

[joyboytoy79]

My house is always a sty, and my gallery will prove it!

In fact, right this very minute, my 350 lb frame is sitting in a pile of stale cheetos, 4 year old newspaper clippings, a rusted wire hanger, dirty laundry from the 90s, and what i suspect is a 15 generation family of mice.

And you mean to tell me you're not turned on?!?!?!?!?!