Please tidy up!

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My house is always a sty, and my gallery will prove it!

In fact, right this very minute, my 350 lb frame is sitting in a pile of stale cheetos, 4 year old newspaper clippings, a rusted wire hanger, dirty laundry from the 90s, and what i suspect is a 15 generation family of mice.

And you mean to tell me you're not turned on?!?!?!?!?!

And

Never ever forget you, I polished your saddle and fed your Orse....:tongue:

Now spank harder..

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My house is always a sty, and my gallery will prove it!

In fact, right this very minute, my 350 lb frame is sitting in a pile of stale cheetos, 4 year old newspaper clippings, a rusted wire hanger, dirty laundry from the 90s, and what i suspect is a 15 generation family of mice.

And you mean to tell me you're not turned on?!?!?!?!?!

I just looked at your pictures... Liar, Liar pants on fire!
 

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I was amused by a comment on one of my videos on Xtube that said that the discolored grout on the wall behind me in the shower was "gross," and told me to clean it or hire a maid. I just went back to look at the comment and was sorry to find that it is no longer there. :frown1:
 

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In addition to living in a cluttered home, I'm always hypercritical of those whose home shots show they obviously live in a trailer. There is no excuse for all that faux wood paneling.

This should keep you busy :smile::

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I'm sure this site has been mentioned before but I'm too lazy to come up with a comment that's creative and original.

:eek: NOT SUITABLE FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED! :tongue:
 
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So how many of us have noticed that some of our fellow members aren't the cleanest? I hate the fact that when I'm attempting to look at some nice tits or a good ol' fashion hard-on, I'm constantly looking at what seems to be a scene from Hoarders on A&E . I find myself rather than looking and enjoying what the person is showing us my eyes go directly to whats behind them (even sometimes what they're standing in) and i end up playing a guessing game of "What the hell is that?" or "Is that what i think it is?" and even sometimes "Ewwwwww".. so please, next time you decide to post a picture or a video.. Please tidy up!
Gee, I wasn't aware that any future gall pics I might wanna show here should meticulous and sterile souly predicated on someone else's obsessive compulsive pet peeves.
 

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There is a reason to Photoshop, then? Housekeeping? :shock:

I've TOTALLY done that before. Just because I live like a feces-tossing howler monkey doesn't mean I want to plaster the internet with photographic evidence.

The "replace color" feature works wonders. Just select one of the poo-stains on the wall, set the color to "bland, barely off-white" and -voila!- clean walls! If flat surfaces are at all visible beneath the piles of droppings you can use the "clone stamp" feature to stamp them to spotless perfection. Of course, if your flat surfaces are completely covered in dung, it may be advisable to simply select the entire background, and adjust the focus to the point that it all just disappears in a blur of pale-brown nothingness.
 

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I've TOTALLY done that before. Just because I live like a feces-tossing howler monkey doesn't mean I want to plaster the internet with photographic evidence.

The "replace color" feature works wonders. Just select one of the poo-stains on the wall, set the color to "bland, barely off-white" and -voila!- clean walls! If flat surfaces are at all visible beneath the piles of droppings you can use the "clone stamp" feature to stamp them to spotless perfection. Of course, if your flat surfaces are completely covered in dung, it may be advisable to simply select the entire background, and adjust the focus to the point that it all just disappears in a blur of pale-brown nothingness.

Brilliant, this is where i've been going wrong all these years.
 

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I've TOTALLY done that before. Just because I live like a feces-tossing howler monkey doesn't mean I want to plaster the internet with photographic evidence.

The "replace color" feature works wonders. Just select one of the poo-stains on the wall, set the color to "bland, barely off-white" and -voila!- clean walls! If flat surfaces are at all visible beneath the piles of droppings you can use the "clone stamp" feature to stamp them to spotless perfection. Of course, if your flat surfaces are completely covered in dung, it may be advisable to simply select the entire background, and adjust the focus to the point that it all just disappears in a blur of pale-brown nothingness.

Uhmmmmm, I'm tellin him that you called him that :tongue: :tongue: :biggrin1:

psst, I'm just glad he refrained from doing that at our place :eek: