Poll For Shooters

[nayova]

I rarely jerk off on my back but measuring distance, it's been about 3 feet (not always but if I've edged somewhat, it happens). I'll be honest and say that I've shot over a buddy´s head (and into his eye, yikes!) when riding him so I guess that also qualifies, lol

 

[885840]

I will not stand here and be accused of having a boner

 

[11702811]

Sadly none of the poll responses reflect the Zoom/virtual work world in which we now inhabit. We should add the following:

(1) across the whole room while on a Zoom mtg
(2) to the ceiling from the bed where I do a majority of my work from home
(3) onto something or someone accidentally passing by me as I was jacking

etc. etc.

 

[deleted7256021]

If i edge for 4-5 hours, i can shoot pretty long and thick loads.

 

[DontKnowWhatImDoingHere]

Depends how long I am going for. If I am just trying to beat out a really quick session it'll be abs or chest but if I go longer I'll have to dodge it sprayed myself in the face a few times now but i can aim it away from me shoot it into something like a tissue or send it over my head/shoulder.

 

[deleted4554681]

I don't really jerk off lying down because I tend to shoot over my shoulder and hit the wall behind me lmao. I have kinda huge loads too, which makes cleaning up pretty annoying.

 

[ydkj_tx]

At a minimum, I tend to give myself a facial every single time I cum - half the time getting it right in my mouth (and yes, I swallow, because why not? ). Otherwise it splats on the wall - which is hot, but messy.

 

[Bicurious_87]

On the window behind my bed, behind me... I'm fountain shooter

 

[bgzez]

All the answers in the poll. Depends on a shoot.

 

[deleted13834361]

I love shooting it onto my Andrew Christian briefs ...

 

[hardang]

First shots in the face generally, then chest
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[Blowbuddy]

I blow huge loads with force and volume. I have accidentally choked a guy with the force of my load but did warn him in advance. When I was younger a girlfriend asked if she could watch me jack off. I obliged and was so excited she was watching that I shot a massive load, she grabbed a blanket and used it as a shield, lol. After that she called me water fountain and told all her friends about what she had witnessed.

 

[GC3450]

I blow huge loads with force and volume. I have accidentally choked a guy with the force of my load but did warn him in advance. When I was younger a girlfriend asked if she could watch me jack off. I obliged and was so excited she was watching that I shot a massive load, she grabbed a blanket and used it as a shield, lol. After that she called me water fountain and told all her friends about what she had witnessed.

hottt

 

[atricaudus]

Up until a few years ago, it was normal to get a splash or two on my face or behind me. For some years, the potency has decreased, now sometimes on the chest, but generally on the pecs.

 

[HairyAFBro]

I voted all of the above lol. Especially after I edge I shoot crazy amounts

 

[NickJ21]

abs:

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[deleted4392491]

If I’m aiming, it hits the wall behind me. If my wife is aiming, there is no telling what it might hit. I’ve had it in my ear, nose, mouth, eye, etc.. don’t get me wrong I’m always appreciative of a good handjob so I don’t mind the mess!

There are plenty of videos of me cumming available in my albums.

 

[rixwuxpok2]

Like others have said, I could tick all of the above. Although I can shoot over my head I prefer not to have to find and clean up the mess, unless it's in a hotel lol

Big powerful loads of jizz have always been an ability of mine and usually shock anyone not expecting them, in all sorts of situations.