Porn with a plot.

[Nitrofiend]

One of my favorites was called "The Lust World", based loosely on Jurassic Park. It's so fucking rediculous. The dinosaurs are guys in really fake costumes with their heads bobbing from side to side. And yes, naturally there's a scene where a girl gets gored by a several-foot-long green scaly dino dick.

 

[Diggernyc]

L.A. Tool and Dye

It's a love story/road picture with a happy ending no less

 

[b.c.]

If it's cheesy porn you want then the one I immediately think of is a vintage flick called "the Analyst". The basic plot is a couple who is having compatibility problems (because he wants to do her rear) and she doesn't want him to (been there). So the couple goes to a sex doctor who proceeds to show these clips (from various other loops no doubt) of different acts of anal sex. Real gritty old porn house theater kind of stuff. :tongue:

 

[thirteenbyseven]

A porn plot.

Isn't that an oxymoron ?

:smile:

Pirate Wench, ironically there is a film by the name of Pirates, the most expensive porn film ever made. There are holes in the plot big enough to sail the Queen Mary 2 through and the Captain's quarters, where much of the sex scenes take place, looks as spacious as the Presidential Suite in an upscale Las Vegas hotel, but at least the DVD video is more than simple f*****g and f*****g.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

But Pirates was a horrible movie... the first 3 minutes into the movie was a horrible sex scene, there were no hardcore parts to it...

 

[LOONY8]

big island blues is the onley one i know of that has a cheesy (runs down stairs and gets sandwitch wiht chees) and it has the cheesy dialog you wanted.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Jeff how did the dvd making go?

 

[jeff black]

Jeff how did the dvd making go?

I couldn't find any....

I ended up getting her a bunch of flavoured condoms and a nice vibrator:tongue:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Such a good friend you are.