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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Navengil Nutroll, Feb 16, 2010.
looks like i picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
oh God don't make me go stick in the dvd....lol
"I am NOT Kareem Abul Jabar!"
I take my coffee the same way I like my men...... black!
"Bad news... fog's getting thicker..."
"And Leon's getting llllllllaaaarger..."
I speak Jive!
"And don't call me 'Shirley.'"
Although my favorite scent is in Airplane 2 when William Shatner opens the door and you find out the screen he was on is really a window.
a baa no not a baa a bomb
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
One of my top ten favorite movies to watch.
Rumack-You'd better tell the captain we have to land as soon as we can. This woman needs to go to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson- A hospital? What is it?
Rumack- It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Ted Striker-It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Lieutenant Hurwitz(singing) You'll be swell, you'll be great, Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, Startin' now. Honey. Everything's comin' up in roses...
Ted Striker-War is hell.
Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
"Over Macho Grande?"
"I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."
It wasn't a line but a scene showing some nuns reading "Boy's Life" followed by one showing some boys reading "Nun's Life".
"You ever been in a cockpit before?", "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before", "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs (as portrayed by Stephen Stucker): "There's a sale at Penny's!"
I don't know why at age 9 I thought that he was extremely gay but was clueless about the village People and Freddie Mercury.
Stephen was maybe one of the biggest scene stealers of all time...