Predictions for the Future

[jonb]

[quote author=MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK link=board=99;num=1073011441;start=0#7 date=01/02/04 at 18:04:49]1)Saddam has been connected to Bin Laden on many, many occassions.
2)Adolph Hitler's decision to end his life by committing suicide was influenced over the fact that earlier before Italian Dictator Benito Mussolini had been captured,killed and strung up in public display. Hitler decided not to let the same thing happen to him.

Just a little bit of history is all.

Merely pointing out what could happen with a little deja vu.[/quote]
1) I guess it's okay to say that said 'connection' is nothing more than the Big Lie technique as described in vivid detal in Mein Kampf. After all, see #2.
2) What? You've never heard of Godwin's law?

 

[jonb]

[quote author=7x6+C link=board=99;num=1073011441;start=0#18 date=01/04/04 at 17:04:28]
And you can tell me gay couples don't deserve to have civil unions when straight couples throw them away like THIS?   :
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And gay couples WANT civil unions when straight couples have ruined them?

 

[Pecker]

What happened to the topic?

 

[13788]

Inwood: I predict that this topic will return to topic and then veer off on another tangent again. Viva la Topic! Viva la Tangent! Viva la Roi! That last one is for our French friend RL even though he's probably republican (French Republican).

 

[Pecker]

I predict that Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant and Scott Petersen will all cop pleas, that Brittany Spears will join a convent, Pete Rose will be inducted into the Hall of Fame and, having run out of juicy stuff to talk about, the 24-hour news stations will have massive lay-offs.

 

[jonb]

Well, we all know Britney's fan base, judging by the names of Britney Spears fan froups.

http://tinyurl.com/33hdc

 

[Pecker]

Howard Dean will emerge as the leading Democrat opponent to President Bush before he rips off a rubber mask and reveals....he is really Al Gore. The Democrats will have a good laugh and nominate him anyway.
(From the Richmond-Times Dispatch today)

 

[jonb]

It will be revealed that Osama bin Laden is Dick Cheney in a mask. He used the terrorist threats to scare us so that he could silence his critics and get more oil for his company. Cue 'meddling kids' schtick.

The anonymous, nondescript black male who committed one hundred fifty-nine murders in the 90s will be found.

Eminem will release an album for Mother's Day. One hour of rapping about Mom's drug habit.

The US will declare war on Japan. First karaoke, then Pokemon, and now Yu-Gi-Oh. They must be stopped!

R Kelly will get Clinton as a defense attorney. He will be found not guilty on the basis that the matter constituting the girl in the video is ten billion years old.

Everyone but the board of directors will be fired from all corporations; the Dow will hit 200,000 the same day.

 

[jonb]

A judge will slap Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck with a restraining order. They cannot be together within 100 feet of a video camera.

 

[13788]

7x6andchg: jonb-

If THAT comes true...it's proof that there IS a God.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Maybe I'd better get a mental examination, b/c I like thinking 'bout those two in bed, making out. Does anybody else like visualizing beatiful people having sex?

Luke

 

[13788]

7x6andchg: I have no problem with THAT, Luke...my problem is with pointless overexposure. Blech.

 

[B_RoysToy]

I understand what you're saying, man. Thanks for the reply. :-*

 

[13788]

Inwood: Yeah, to visualize beautiful people having sex just install pink light bulbs and mirrors in your bedroom. Does wonders for your ego.

 

[13788]

7x6andchg: **note to self - PINK lightbulbs.**

 

[B_RoysToy]

So these days its pink. . . my enjoyable experiences have been under black lights. Thanks for the update!

Luke

 

[jonb]

[quote author=7x6+C link=board=99;num=1073011441;start=20#31 date=01/13/04 at 13:55:50]I have no problem with THAT, Luke...my problem is with pointless overexposure.  Blech.   [/quote]
And here I was just thinking of Gigli.