Private Messages.

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

First of all, what makes you so sure this person is really an adult? For all you know it could be a teenager and their friends having fun making dumb asses out of adults.
I do my best to not get miffed at any thread on the net that is about body parts.
Oh btw, I have a 22 inch dong, each of my balls weights 3 lbs, and I shoot a quart with each ejaculation. Don't pm me unless I know you.

 

[Onslow]

hung13.5X8 I'm overcome with sympathy for you that after using a nick you know very well as an adult is bound to attract requests that you confirm your size, that you're sick of pm's. All your excuses are bullshit, you've got pics which you purport to be of you yet is this somehow a self censoring camera that can't take cock pics? If you post a fairly anonymous pic as lots of us do whats the biggy if it gets stolen? Put your money where your mouth is or stop whining. Unwanted pm's are a hazard of online chatting, everyone knows it and in the main we just put up with it without whining.

Whew! I needed that humor break--thanks.

 

[RoyalT]

One of the many points leading me to the conclusion that this OP is a faker is:

13x8 and

"How it pleases the ladies"

Sure it does...

Plus yes I have seen those pictures lots of times used on this site under different aliases. This whole thread is someone's fantasy.

And that guy in those pics is ridiculously small framed anyway. Its a bit sickening.

 

[chicagosam]

Ok. I am sick of getting private messages like "OMG ARE YOU REALLY THAT BIG CAN I HAVE A PICTURE PLEASE!"

I am cursed with the same problem. Private Message after Private message asking for the Big One! What can I say? I am a shy and modest guy. I only share the Big One with one special person. Let's form a support group! Welcome. Sam

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Why do some of you peeps get even mildly irritated about these types of posts? I say go for the joke. Release some of your daily stress.
My Dick is so huge you are all inside it believing this is a solar system. Every time I have even one drop of precum, you all think it's a tsunami hitting on earth.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

What makes you think we're irritated hootie, it's just a way of passing time.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Some people have pm'd me over this kind of thread. They actually get irritated over such nonsense. BTW I hope you have flood insurance. I am getting turned on and another tsunami could hit.

 

[Adam Bleytou]

Ok. I am sick of getting private messages like "OMG ARE YOU REALLY THAT BIG CAN I HAVE A PICTURE PLEASE!" Just so everyone know I do not post pictures because 1 I don't have a camera. 2 I am to busy to take pictures, and 3 I don't want my schlong online for other people to steal and say is theres.


Yes I am really 13.5" long. Naturally. 9" soft for all that care. I don't care if you don't believe me, because I am content with my size, and I know what I have, and how it pleases the ladies.

I am absolutely dumbfounded as to how many delusional adult people there are in internet land! I'm kinda new to the internet, but seriously never expected the level of make believe and fantasy to be so high, it's quite incredible!! This has to be the stupidest thread I have ever read on any site! :smile:

 

[invisibleman]

What can I say? I am a shy and modest guy. I only share the Big One with one special person.

I hope the lucky person you show it to: "May they offer you the best deal"... :wink:

 

[madame_zora]

Anyone who thinks a 13x8" dick is a "lady pleaser" is an obvious fake. Men far smaller than that know that is simply not true.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Anyone who thinks a 13x8" dick is a "lady pleaser" is an obvious fake.

Once again, Jana shows us the power of one sentence. Consider yourself filleted, young man.

I say "case closed" on this one.

 

[dreamer20]

Ok. I am sick.
Yes I am really and I know what I have.

Is it contagious?

 

[lilpeewee]

Btw I LOVE pm's

Me too me too!!!!!:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

 

[Sklar]

I'm more curious as to WHY this thread got revisited. The last post before the currrent onlsaught was on 7-29-2005!

Who has the time or energy to go through all the threads that are at least a year and a half old just to slam a poster who probably isn't here anymore???

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

He was in the chat room the other night, but I for one hadn't noticed how old the original post on this was, maybe while he was in the chat room someone clicked on him to see what posts he'd started.

 

[Matthew]

Who has the time or energy to go through all the threads that are at least a year and a half old just to slam a poster who probably isn't here anymore???

Aw man, my fun is spoiled yet again.

 

[B_Leatherboy]

"Anyone who thinks a 13x8" dick is a "lady pleaser" is an obvious fake."



It would please me, but I'm no lady!!
:biggrin1:

 

[dreamer20]

Who has the time or energy to go through all the threads that are at least a year and a half old just to slam a poster ...???

They only had to peruse a mere 33 posts to find this Sklar.

I think it was that busybody Jessica Fletcher.:wink:

 

[chicagosam]

I hope the lucky person you show it to: "May they offer you the best deal"... :wink:

Are you comparing me to some who peddle their dubious commodities freely at LPSG and yet, when exposed for their promiscuousness, remind one of the quote—"Methinks the lady doth protest too much"? Believe me, Sir, I am the Virgin Mary compared to the Whore of Babylon when it comes to those that proclaim too intensely their virtue here. So when it come to me, the deal is now off the table, despite possible rumors to the contrary.:biggrin1:

 

[Pumblechook]

Ok. I am sick of getting private messages like "OMG ARE YOU REALLY THAT BIG CAN I HAVE A PICTURE PLEASE!" Just so everyone know I do not post pictures because 1 I don't have a camera. 2 I am to busy to take pictures, and 3 I don't want my schlong online for other people to steal and say is theres.


Yes I am really 13.5" long. Naturally. 9" soft for all that care. I don't care if you don't believe me, because I am content with my size, and I know what I have, and how it pleases the ladies.

Don't want attention, don't put in your username that you are hung and 13.5x8. Put that you are average and 5x4.

Want all kinds of attention? Claim 13.5x8 and that you are hung.

Want even more attention? Don't show any "proof" as it is commonly referred to on this site of your size.

Want even yet more attention? Make threads about how you are tired of getting attention for claiming that you are hung and 13.5x8 without showing "proof" of it.

This leads me to believe you are of the philosophy that "any news is good news," i.e. any attention is good attention to satisfy your ego.

Me? I'd say no attention is better than any amount of bad attention. And that preferred to a large amount of good attention, a little good attention is best.