Quoth your partner...

[Gisella]

hehehe...

In the heat of passion my mind goes kind of blank to english i speak only- some - portuguese...

 

[Wilde316]

One of my favourites was always

"oh my god I feel Like I have a second Spine!"

 

[D_Sid_Scrotum]

^^ whats wicked!

 

[Lordpendragon]

She had the condom ready and got my cock out

"Oh, this is going to be tight."

Then I was having this dirty dance in a club. She said to her sister

"Holy Mother, its halfway down his f***ing leg"

 

[Gisella]

"You're squeezing me to death,honey"

quote from my boyfriend during the first time we had sex:tongue:

Honey...loose ones virginity with an almost 9.5" x 6 (i think...) girl...:tongue: wow...you have to squeeze him very hard indeed!!!



dont want to talk about loosing virginity...oh nooo....

 

[inkubus963]

Hey! I'm cramping up here.. Why don't you use your LEFT hand sometimes?? :biggrin1:

 

[Latiszari]

The best of alls:

"My love, you have broken me"

 

[B_Hickboy]

"Ruined me for all other men"

'Course, she was lying her ass off because she was fucking another guy within a week, but maybe she meant it when she said it.

 

[pink kitty]

My partner and I had seen each other on a few dates. Cut to the chase, we were talking sex, and he mentioned he used magnum-sized condoms. I'd heard that a million times before, so I just thought, yeah right, I don't care anyway... So I go to his house, and after making out for a long time, I pull down the zipper of his jeans, and out pops this giant thing... this was me: "I guess you weren't kidding when you said you used magnums".

 

[bigJ]

"omg your cock is huge"
"are you serious?"
"your cock is so long"

 

[spartanjan]

:Aphex^amigo):

Me: (pointing out a Corvette/Viper/Ferrari making waves on the street) Damn, I want one of those. Isn't that a cool car?
My gf: But... but you have nothing to compensate for!

(Pp)

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[deleted3272]

I'm telling you, you are going to hurt someone with that.