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It's also quick and brown, and jumps over the lazy dog.

OK got it, but back to hating Rachel Ray, when she had her program on the food network she did this budget cutting guide to dining out on a shoestring. Food and beverage $20.50 and with tip $22.00, I have hated her ever since, because she never had to live on tips for service.
 

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She can't cook.

She can't speak without giving me shivers.

Her laugh is one of the dumbest things about her.

She is about as smart as a bottle of EEOV (eeek! I hate when she says that!)

I take that back...I've had better conversations with a good Umbrian olive oil.

She is useless...simply useless.
 

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OK got it, but back to hating Rachel Ray, when she had her program on the food network she did this budget cutting guide to dining out on a shoestring. Food and beverage $20.50 and with tip $22.00, I have hated her ever since, because she never had to live on tips for service.

Oh wow, I hope someone who saw that went 'Waiting' style on her at some point. My mom was a server, so I know you don't do that. I usually tip 20% if I can and it was good service.

That one travel show she does is pretty terrible too. My dad thinks she's the woman end all women. :rolleyes: Sometimes I wonder if we are really related.
 

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She can't cook.

She can't speak without giving me shivers.

Her laugh is one of the dumbest things about her.

She is about as smart as a bottle of EEOV (eeek! I hate when she says that!)

I take that back...I've had better conversations with a good Umbrian olive oil.

She is useless...simply useless.


It's EVOO. Just to a nudge.
 

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I don't hate Rachael Ray.
I don't hate her raspy voice. Her bubbly manner. Her recipes on 30 Minute Meals. I can handle her cooking and recipes.

I will tell you one thing that gets on my nerves about her: her choices in color of her set of 30 Minute Meals and the colors of her books, magazines and her cookware. :mad:Fucking burnt orange and forest and lime greens. :mad: I cannot stand those Halloween colors year round.

Thing is you do not see Rachael Ray wear pumpkin orange and forest and lime greens on her clothes...but the ultimate FUCK YOU is forcing her audience to such fucked up colors year round with the show, her publishing endeavors and cookware.
 

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I don't hate Rachael Ray.
I don't hate her raspy voice. Her bubbly manner. Her recipes on 30 Minute Meals. I can handle her cooking and recipes.

I will tell you one thing that gets on my nerves about her: her choices in color of her set of 30 Minute Meals and the colors of her books, magazines and her cookware. :mad:Fucking burnt orange and forest and lime greens. :mad: I cannot stand those Halloween colors year round.

Thing is you do not see Rachael Ray wear pumpkin orange and forest and lime greens on her clothes...but the ultimate FUCK YOU is forcing her audience to such fucked up colors year round with the show, her publishing endeavors and cookware.
Are you kidding me? Her colors are classic vintagey colors like the appliances she cooks with. I would love to have them. My apt is painted in classic colors and yet I don't wear them.
 

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If you really want to hate a FOOD Network celebrity...I have a suggestion. Hate on Robin Miller. I remember she had her children on the show. And it was thirty minutes of watching her trying to calm down her hyperactive young'uns. Those children needed a good Steve Irwin tranq dart of Ritalin. And her boys looked like her only male versions of her.

 

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Are you kidding me? Her colors are classic vintage colors like the appliances she cooks with. I would love to have them. My apt is painted in classic colors and yet I don't wear them.

Nope. I am not kidding.

I know Todd Oldham has those colors too. READYMADE Magazine has those vintage colors. But I just don't like those bold combinations of pumpkin orange. The greens.
Just my personal taste. I don't really like some of Martha Stewart's subdued color palettes either. (Like the greens and the blues with the whitewashed white. They seem pretty weathered out to me.)
 
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She doesn't bother me at all. And if she did, I'd use that handy device called an "off" button on my TV remote control.
 

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C'mon folks....show som love for someone who made a whole lot outta prob not alot. She's not Jessica Simpson. She started off on those FN shows and built an audience and a fan base. Jeez I hope the hatuhs never try to do something and hear what happens later!
 
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When I see her, I get an unusual desire to squish her.

She's everything soccer mom; repulsive and mediocre.

I take it you don't care for her ice cream sammiches either? :wink:

She does not bother me so much but I often think of how closely she resembles an Elf.
When she does things in a hurry (meals in minutes) I get a sneaking feeling that Elf is coked up.
 
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