Random Questions

[Act2_Begins_Now]

Why doesn't frozen bread get soggy, when you thaw it out?

 

[Principessa]

Why is a nice girl like me single?
:frown1: ​

 

[yngjock20]

Because beggars cant' be choosers. Just kidding, I'm sure you don't beg for anything njqt.

Why is it that the more money I spend, the less money I have?

 

[Principessa]

Why is it that the more money I spend, the less money I have?

How can I be broke when I am out of deposit slips and still have checks left? :redface:

 

[yngjock20]

LOL!!! That's what I told the bank!!! They didn't reverse my $6,000.00 NSF charge though. Oh well.

 

[36DD]

Why are teddy bears so cute?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If salt has no odor, then why do we have smelling salts?

 

[Principessa]

Is it true that all well hung men are also handsome and intelligent? ​

 

[No_Strings]

Is it true that all well hung men are also handsome and intelligent? ​

Well, I can start PE if you want! :biggrin1:

 

[nakedwally]

why can't i find a job?

 

[Principessa]

Well, I can start PE if you want! :biggrin1:

I don't think you need PE you cutiepie

why can't i find a job?

Because thanks to that drunk cheerleader in the White House and his evil rightwing cronies the economy sucks.

 

[Principessa]

Why am I awake at 3:18 AM? ​

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

How could the flying nun fly? We didn't have it here and I don't know if she had wings that flicked out when she was on a mission, whether it was more like levitation and whether she could always fly or it was a gift from God.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

How can I lose my favourite pair of shoes?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

What's outside the universe?

 

[Principessa]

How could the flying nun fly? We didn't have it here and I don't know if she had wings that flicked out when she was on a mission, whether it was more like levitation and whether she could always fly or it was a gift from God.

The wind would get up under Sister Bertrill's headpiece and it would raise her into the air. She put out her arms to steer.:smile:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Thanks nj, you're like the Delphic oracle, now can you tell me where I've lost my shoes

 

[Principessa]

Thanks nj, you're like the Delphic oracle, now can you tell me where I've lost my shoes

I am a font of useless information, especially when it comes to pop culture of the 1970's.

 

[LouisVauban]

I LOVE the lubricant aisle at Wal-Mart

 

[Principessa]

Why are some gay men so violently opposed to women having and enjoying anal sex?