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The wind would get up under Sister Bertrill's headpiece and it would raise her into the air. She put out her arms to steer.:smile:


I just loved Sister Bertrill. My Mom made me a headpiece to match Sister's when I was 8... (Funny my mom was so shocked to find out I was gay at age 22 yrs - <ahem> that was some years later)

It was also the last time I weighed 90 pounds!

Anyway... we temprarily lived in a third floor apartment with a balcony. I would sit out there for hours, trying to catch the right wind.

Mom took away my headpiece... she said she was afraid I might actually jump. LOL. I was fanciful, not STUPID.
 
Why are some gay men so violently opposed to women having and enjoying anal sex?:confused:

Some gay men are violently opposed to EVERYTHING...

Never fear... fuck away with reckless abandon. Worry not.

Just smile to yourself and know that those who would question your right to anal pleasures probably harbor some secret vagina envy.:wink:
 
Originally Posted by njqt466
Why are some gay men so violently opposed to women having and enjoying anal sex?:confused:


Originally Posted by No Strings
They must feel threatened - anything they can do, you can do better. :tongue:



:lmao:
 
why is it that the parents who don't listen to safety rules & let their ill behaved kiddies ride unsafely on the carts are the first fucking ones to cry "sue!" when their brats get hurt?

They're too proud. There's no way they could POSSIBLY be a bad parent! (Or have bad parenting tendencies.)

Why is it that the guys I want don't want me, but the guys I don't want, want me?
 
It's the way of things, darlin' heart. Nothing worth having is easy to get.

Why do computers act up when the converstation is going so well?


I have no idea but I have noticed the same thing with my computer as well. :rolleyes: :confused:

Why do people who own Apple computers almost always act superior to PC owners?
 
Why are diamonds a girl's best friend?

A: It is in the song... (The lyrics indicate you can cash them in when guys aren't around to help out. How dated is this? When stocks fall, "those louses go back to their spouses," etc.)

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Why do people who own Apple computers almost always act superior to PC owners?

A: Easy, macs ARE better in many ways. But the problem stems from the fact we live in a society that has lost a lot of decorum and is fueled by competition.

What's outside the universe?


A: Your lost shoes.

Q: Why do they put so much caffeine in these beverages like "Sparks"?
(now you know why I am up so late.)

Sparks (drink) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
Why do people who own Apple computers almost always act superior to PC owners?

A: Because Macintosh computers are superior. :tongue: But get it straight -- my computer may be superior to yours, but that doesn't mean I think I'm superior to you.

why did i start this thread?

A: Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and Goddammit, people like you!

Q: Why do my allergies make me feel so fucking tired all the time?
 
When women get their hair done they call it a Permanent and go again and again to get another permanent. Why dont they call it a Temporary? Remember you dont buy Beer. You rent it!:wink: :biggrin1: