Random thoughts

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Is myspace really the devil?

Don't worry, you'll get tired of it.

 

[GoneA]

Don't worry, you'll get tired of it.

Ahh, that's why you stopped leaving messages. I was beginning to think you didn't like me anymore. :wink:

 

[D_alex8]

I'm hurt that you don't recall. And here I thought I was your best student.

All I seem to recall is the way you kept volunteering to be spanked by the principal. :shrug:

...although he said he really enjoyed it too :tongue:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Ahh, that's why you stopped leaving messages. I was beginning to think you didn't like me anymore. :wink:

You mother fucker! If you'd answer me, I'd leave more!

 

[joyboytoy79]

Don't worry, you'll get tired of it.

I got tired of it before i even really discovered it. There's so much uselessness on myspace. If i want to blog, i'll blog on livejournal, or blogger. If i want people to know the intimate details of my music tastes i'll link them into my itunes playlist. If i want to display my life in an ugly user interface, replete with dull, unimaginative layouts, i'll use myspace.

*steps off soapbox*

 

[D_alex8]

There's so much uselessness on myspace.

Yes, commonly referred to as "90% of the human race"

 

[GoneA]

You mother fucker! If you'd answer me, I'd leave more!

I try to answer everyone the best I can. I suck at responding, though. You gotta admit ... the last pic I left was pretty gross. :wink:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You gotta admit ... the last pic I left was pretty gross. :wink:

I already fucked her. Have you SEEN some of the other shit people leave me?!

 

[GoneA]

I already fucked her.

LMAO ... I think I love.

Have you SEEN some of the other shit people leave me?!

I KNOW!!! I takes a great deal of research to top some of that shit. :tongue:

 

[joyboytoy79]

I KNOW!!! I takes a great deal of research to top some of that shit. :tongue:

If there is shit involved in the topping it's usually the result of an unclean bottom... ask him to not eat for a few hours before-hand next time.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Is eroticum a singular erotica?

 

[that_other_guy]

And I thought it was just me ...

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060919/dctu001.html?.v=65

 

[D_alex8]

And I thought it was just me ...

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060919/dctu001.html?.v=65

They need to put that on road signs to greet visitors...

"Welcome to the Allergy Capital of the World.
You are now entering the city that will fuck with your head."

 

[that_other_guy]

They need to put that on road signs to greet visitors...

"Welcome to the Allergy Capital of the World.
You are now entering the city that will fuck with your head."

As a resident who didn't get the fucking memo on this ... I woke up yesterday morning and could not breathe out of either side of my nose

 

[D_alex8]

As a resident who didn't get the fucking memo on this ... I woke up yesterday morning and could not breathe out of either side of my nose

That could pose a real risk if someone was trying to wake you up by inserting his cock in your mouth.

 

[jeff black]

That could pose a real risk if someone was trying to wake you up by inserting his cock in your mouth.

But what a way to go, eh Lohan?

 

[that_other_guy]

But what a way to go, eh Lohan?

It'd be a great convo starter ... If I wasn't dead

 

[jeff black]

It'd be a great convo starter ... If I wasn't dead

There is always Zombie mode... though I hear their speech is limited.

 

[D_alex8]

It'd be a great convo starter ... If I wasn't dead

There speaks someone who's clearly never watched a "sexual memoirs"-type porno which opens at a séance.

*wonders what Lohan would use to knock on the table with*

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

To die with a dick stuffed down your throat would preclude your later communicating in seances. Even the best seer couldn't translate gurgling sounds.