Random thoughts

[jeff black]

To die with a dick stuffed down your throat would preclude your later communicating in seances. Even the best seer couldn't translate gurgling sounds.

However, if she asked you to remove the dick.... no problems.:biggrin1:

 

[Lex]

To die with a dick stuffed down your throat would preclude your later communicating in seances. Even the best seer couldn't translate gurgling sounds.

If you're go, go with a bang!!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

If you're go, go with a bang!!

Better to die with a bang than with a whimper.

 

[Lex]

Better to die with a bang than with a whimper.

I love it when you whimper. It's SEXY!

 

[novice_btm]

Better to die with a bang than with a whimper.

Mmm... I like being banged. :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Amateur saxophonists should be killed.

 

[novice_btm]

Amateur saxophonists should be killed.

UGH!!! Preaching to the converted. My neighbour next door THINKS he's musical. It's just painful, and one of his latest attempts is the sax. At least he's not "singing."

 

[D_alex8]

UGH!!! Preaching to the converted. My neighbour next door THINKS he's musical. It's just painful, and one of his latest attempts is the sax. At least he's not "singing."

There is one 'playing' (something unrecognizable, in his version at least) right now on the square outside my window. I could easily take him out from here with just a single shot to the saxophone. :saevil:

 

[novice_btm]

There is one 'playing' (something unrecognizable, in his version at least) right now on the square outside my window. I could easily take him out from here with just a single shot to the saxophone. :saevil:

Or, one juicy shot in the eye, might send him running. It stings, ya know. :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Or, one juicy shot in the eye, might send him running. It stings, ya know. :tongue:

So, according to your plan, all I need to do is... masturbate at my open window, and launch forth a volley which travels about 20 feet forwards, three storeys down, and then swivels round to hit him in the eye, since he's facing the opposite direction.. and wearing spectacles.

D'you know, it's sufficiently cunning that it might just work.

 

[novice_btm]

So, according to your plan, all I need to do is... masturbate at my open window, and launch forth a volley which travels about 20 feet forwards, three storeys down, and then swivels round to hit him in the eye, since he's facing the opposite direction.. and wearing spectacles.

D'you know, it's sufficiently cunning that it might just work.

Pffft! Like you haven't done exactly that before??? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

So, according to your plan, all I need to do is... masturbate at my open window, and launch forth a volley which travels about 20 feet forwards, three storeys down, and then swivels round to hit him in the eye, since he's facing the opposite direction.. and wearing spectacles.

D'you know, it's sufficiently cunning that it might just work.

One volley may not be sufficient. Bad musicians have learned to be impervious to damage caused by thrown objects.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I love it when you whimper. It's SEXY!

REAL men don't whimper. We just moan in soprano. The distinction is worth making.:wink:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Mmm... I like being banged. :tongue:

What an odd comment for a novice to make. As suggested on a previous thread, we have got to do something about your username. I do, however, like the sexy irony of the 1000th cyberbang being considered novicelike.

 

[novice_btm]

What an odd comment for a novice to make. As suggested on a previous thread, we have got to do something about your username. I do, however, like the sexy irony of the 1000th cyberbang being considered novicelike.

Well, as I've said before, my online whorishness has rarely been seen in real life, but novice just means "new", (novice |ˈnävəs| noun a person new to or inexperienced in a field or situation. further - Novice: implies that the person lacks training and significant experience.), not necessarily a virgin, which I'm not. :wink:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Well, as I've said before, my online whorishness has rarely been seen in real life, but novice just means "new", (novice |ˈnävəs| noun a person new to or inexperienced in a field or situation. further - Novice: implies that the person lacks training and significant experience.), not necessarily a virgin, which I'm not. :wink:

I know that your whorishness is confined to cyber, nov. It was the inexperienced element of the word novice that seemed ironic for repeated cyberbangs. :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

I know that your whorishness is confined to cyber, nov. It was the inexperienced element of the word novice that seemed ironic for repeated cyberbangs. :wink:

Actually, I've only been in a few fleshpiles here too. LOTS of flirting, but rarely end in getting cyber-banged, even here. I think all those nasty thoughts in your head are just starting to leak through. :tongue: (Oh, and don't stop them!!!)

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Actually, I've only been in a few fleshpiles here too. LOTS of flirting, but rarely end in getting cyber-banged, even here. I think all those nasty thoughts in your head are just starting to leak through. :tongue: (Oh, and don't stop them!!!)

You're probably right. They would be what, mental precum?

 

[jeff black]

You're probably right. They would be what, mental precum?

Ewww.

Side note. *Long distance phone calls can be very pricey... but worth it, if they are with someone who sounds like a dream. *

 

[D_alex8]

Side note. *Long distance phone calls can be very pricey... but worth it, if they are with someone who sounds like a dream. *

I hear that Dame Julie Andrews appreciates your calls, though, even despite having taken out the restraining order.