Random thoughts

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I'm sorry. I promise to use the smaller dildo on you next time.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

...so I won't be able to feel it? That's WORSE!

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Ugh, I hate booty calls. I'm gonna tear him a new one.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Isn't that the idea?

 

[Pecker]

I just watched Bones on TV. How come it's always brighter underground than it is outside?

 

[Chuck64]

I found a gay hairdresser in this shit-hole little town! I might actually get a decent haircut this month.

 

[GoneA]

I found a gay hairdresser in this shit-hole little town! I might actually get a decent haircut this month.

oh GAWD ... i hate having a bad haircut . always makes me wanna ask my barber: now would you sport this?

 

[Chuck64]

I'm fairly certain that mine - from the brief 5 minutes I spent talking to him in the grocery store - would take offense at being called a barber.

 

[GoneA]

I'm fairly certain that mine - from the brief 5 minutes I spent talking to him in the grocery store - would take offense at being called a barber.

i'm fairly certain that mine - from the years i've spent talking with him in his shop - would take offense at being called anything but a barber :smile:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I'm so homesick for L.A. I actually cried about it today.

 

[Chuck64]

Make a weekend trip of it. You'll get raped by the airlines but it's better than sitting around getting depressed.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Make a weekend trip of it. You'll get raped by the airlines but it's better than sitting around getting depressed.

Believe me, I'm thinking about it.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Go for it sorc, it's funny though a vacation from Hawaii.

Can somebody point me in the direction? Im looking for splitting people open during sex. I have a question, but I want to post it in the right thread.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

come take a vacation to NY, i'll take care of ya hon.

 

[Matthew]

Let me put a little bit of excitement into your lifestyle

 

[Chuck64]

I have a midterm in 3 hours. This site is approaching "addiction" status...

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

I'm so homesick for L.A. I actually cried about it today.

Hows about Charlotte? It's warm & sunny just like LA, but has southern chram & sophistication...

We could sip mint julips beneath the ol' magnolias...

Oh, & we could fuck too. Definitely lots of fuckage.

I'll make you feel young & pretty. But then, you already are... I'd just help you remember.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I have a midterm in 3 hours. This site is approaching "addiction" status...

naw...here's addiction: My kids are playing with a sharp knife set, while drinking bleach and playing in the middle of the highway.

















ps. they're not really

 

[Chuck64]

Ha ha! Just make some TexMex... The carbs and pounds of cheese will knock them out for hours!

 

[jeff black]

naw...here's addiction: My kids are playing with a sharp knife set, while drinking bleach and playing in the middle of the highway.

Good parenting Tex :biggrin1: the trick is.. buy more computers and give everyone a LPSG.org account. Then you can watch them at all times, as you sip your martinis:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

Worked for my mom