Random thoughts

[freshmeat1984]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[B_Hickboy]

it's a hard rain's a gonna fall.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

the person who invented karaoke deserves to die a slow painful death.

 

[B_RoysToy]

I've got to go take a leak!

 

[GoneA]

when a door is open it's: ajar. how come when a jar is open it's not: adoor.

 

[amhersthungboi]

they end up doing the limbo endlessly in a repository of aborted thoughts

aka the next address by President Junior Shrub

 

[Pecker]

Fat Albert turned and started running down the stairs.

I forgot I was standing behind Fat Albert.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Do we eat microwaves when we partake of the warm food?

 

[headbang8]

Does anyone else find it funny that the current College of Cardinals contains both a Cardinal Sin and a Cardinal Law?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why isn't phonics spelt phonetically?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[GoneA]

Why isn't phonics spelt phonetically?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do we go under overpasses and over underpasses?

 

[dcwrestlefan]

I've got to go take a leak!

you didn't really "take" it. you left it.

 

[GoneA]

i hear fallujah is nice this time of year.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Why do some people say "in the ass" and others "up the ass?"

 

[Pecker]

Why do some people say "in the ass" and others "up the ass?"

Maybe it's like the difference between peeing 'in' the urinal and peeing 'into' the urinal?

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Remember when the airlines were going to get tough on the size of carry-on bags allowed on board?

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

I fear my Identity when Pecker is online. He finds everything and everyone. *shudders*

 

[10.5andproudofit]

are you on facebook?

yea but i dont think i ever put that up there.

 

[Webster]

Pecker,
Please dig up some videos and pics of Bryan Lyte2.

 

[Pecker]

Pecker,
Please dig up some videos and pics of Bryan Lyte2.

Here he is at his sister's wedding.

(Notice it's coming out of both ends!)