Random thoughts

[Pecker]

Damn. My Cheez-Its are stale.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

this link rocks...

http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/park.html

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I wonder where those groups are too. I'm feeling left out.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

_____________________________________
Groups you're not a part of...............
let's see.

Future Farmers of America
The Klan
The DAR
The NRA
Republicans
Soccer Moms
The Christian Coalition
The Teeny Pee Pee Club
The Angora Debs

When did Bryan desert from the Angora Debs?

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

"I've lost my uterus!" she cried hysterically.

 

[headbang8]

"I've lost my uterus!" she cried hysterically.

Very droll, DMW.

 

[Chuck64]

my inner diva would be alan greenspan.

Who is Alan Greenspan's inner diva?

 

[GoneA]

Who is Alan Greenspan's inner diva?

well, he's the DIVA OF DIVAS

can't cha tell.

 

[Pecker]

"This is too stimulating!" Tom ejaculated.

 

[Webster]

.

 

[Webster]

.

 

[Pecker]

"I get turned on by female ejaculation," Mary gushed.

 

[steve319]

"I'm afraid it is I who was responsible for the breakup of their marriage," he interjected.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

"These must go up my ass," he supposed.

 

[Pecker]

"I never heard of anilingus," he said toungue-in-cheek.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Drove drunk to McDonalds last night and screamed at the night manager, rode up on the curve bumping Kelly Clarkson and then backed up into a dumpster.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Driver carries no cash: He's married.

 

[GoneA]

thank you .... thank you very much.

 

[Webster]

.

 

[Matthew]

I'm one of a kind.


And now, let's all say a little prayer of thanks.