Really? Gimme a break!

[lemont77]

Ok, this is based on an old occurance, but it's just popped back into my head. Why in the HELL would someone want to smoke a cigar that has been used as a dildo? I am referring, of course, to the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinski episode. It's just so stupid! If I want a pre-moistened cigar, I'll wrap it in a paper towel that's been soaked in congac, not vaginal secretions! Not that I don't enjoy the taste, but the combination of cigar and vagina just doesn't seem that appetizing to me.

Anyone have any thoughts?

 

[Pecker]

Like uncut (Mr Snakey) would say:

It's a matter of taste.

 

[lemont77]

Like uncut (Mr Snakey) would say:

It's a matter of taste.

Well said, sir. I guess I can understand that, but it still makes me cringe.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

! Not that I don't enjoy the taste, but the combination of cigar and vagina just doesn't seem that appetizing to me.

Anyone have any thoughts?

I fail to see how that combination is any more weird than others that have come to my attention. And the sight of women smoking cigars has always been a ...uh.... stimulant for me. :biggrin1:

 

[seahorses]

Ok, this is based on an old occurance, but it's just popped back into my head. Why in the HELL would someone want to smoke a cigar that has been used as a dildo? I am referring, of course, to the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinski episode. It's just so stupid! If I want a pre-moistened cigar, I'll wrap it in a paper towel that's been soaked in congac, not vaginal secretions! Not that I don't enjoy the taste, but the combination of cigar and vagina just doesn't seem that appetizing to me.

Anyone have any thoughts?

But have you tried it?

 

[lemont77]

I fail to see how that combination is any more weird than others that have come to my attention. And the sight of women smoking cigars has always been a ...uh.... stimulant for me. :biggrin1:

Smoking them is fine! But pleasuring themselves with one...no thanks

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I wouldn't want a cigar in my twat. Who wants a "smoky-scented" pussy? For real.

 

[HazelGod]

I wouldn't want a cigar in my twat. Who wants a "smoky-scented" pussy? For real.

I don't know about cigar smoke, but peat, perhaps?

If I ever find a single-malt-flavored pussy, I'll dive to the bottom and never come up.

 

[lemont77]

I wouldn't want a cigar in my twat. Who wants a "smoky-scented" pussy? For real.

Exactamundo! My point exactly! I have NO problem watching a woman pleasure herself. It's actually kind of fun. But to use a cigar that I was planning on inhaling? Blech.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I don't know about cigar smoke, but peat, perhaps?
If I ever find a single-malt-flavored pussy, I'll dive to the bottom and never come up.

How about ... far easier to obtain ... a pussy-flavored single malt?
(Also, and apropos of nuthin', many of us know a woman with a Pete-flavored pussy. Loves her single malt, too.)

 

[lemont77]

How about ... far easier to obtain ... a pussy-flavored single malt?
(Also, and apropos of nuthin', many of us know a woman with a Pete-flavored pussy.)

And exactly what the hell is wrong with unaltered, from-the-source pussy? (sorry for my language). I mean, really! If you want to taste it, there's nothing better than getting it straight from the source!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

And exactly what the hell is wrong with unaltered, from-the-source pussy? (sorry for my language). I mean, really! If you want to taste it, there's nothing better than getting it straight from the source!

Takes all kinds, lemont. Takes all kinds.
But I like the purist in you.

 

[lemont77]

Takes all kinds, lemont. Takes all kinds.
But I like the purist in you.

I'm also anti-implant, anti-free agent, and anti-designated/pinch hitter. Give me reality or give me something close to it!

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Monica is such a copy-cat, Id been trying to teach my pussy to blow smoke rings for years before she jumped on the and wagon

 

[HazelGod]

How about ... far easier to obtain ... a pussy-flavored single malt?
(Also, and apropos of nuthin', many of us know a woman with a Pete-flavored pussy. Loves her single malt, too.)

This is why I have a crush on you, Rubi.

In a 99% non-gay way, of course.

The only problem with your idea is that I would have no quality control over the pussy flavoring my drink...done my way, I have QC over both.

 

[lemont77]

Monica is such a copy-cat, Id been trying to teach my pussy to blow smoke rings for years before she jumped on the and wagon

Really, that's something I could get by without...but more power to you for trying! To be honest, I've been trying to teach my penis to whistle for years...so far, nada. But I enjoy trying!

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Really, that's something I could get by without...but more power to you for trying! To be honest, I've been trying to teach my penis to whistle for years...so far, nada. But I enjoy trying!

If the day ever cums that you can whistle dick-see then be sure to show me :wink:

 

[8.5x6]

I don't know about cigar smoke, but peat, perhaps?

If I ever find a single-malt-flavored pussy, I'll dive to the bottom and never come up.

That Glenlivet never tasted so good :wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

How about ... far easier to obtain ... a pussy-flavored single malt?

This is why I have a crush on you, Rubi.
In a 99% non-gay way, of course.

Man crushes are good. Man crushes, I like. (And truth to tell, HG, percentages are tweakable. But you don't believe that ... yet.)

The only problem with your idea is that I would have no quality control over the pussy flavoring my drink...done my way, I have QC over both.

Oh, but if you are the brewmaster, you can choose the pussy. Plus, the choice and intromission of scotch. Plus, the draining of same. Ditto for imbibation. (Latter two steps may be combined.)
Believe me, my system has merits. More than I at first realized.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

For the record in twenty years of smoking cigars
I've only known of one man who inhales them.
Women who use them as a prop don't smoke them.
cigarbabe:saevil: