robbing the grave

[biglostone]

when i was 23 i hooked up with a woman who was at one point a friends stepmom. she had gotten divorced 9 years before i met her and met her in a bar only to find out she was who she was. anyways i was 23 and she was 41. it was some of the greatest sex i have ever had because she was so uninhibited and free in what she did and how she did it. she would submissive one night and in control the next. this "affair" carried on for 13 months and only ended because i went away to grad school. when i went back to my hometown her and i would hookup and fuck and she told me that she continued to see me not only because i had a big dick and knew how to use it but the confidence and maturity i showed in her presence. so be confident and mature and most importantly be yourself and you should be rocking that 40yo box for some time.

 

[dolfette]

i said no, mostly because I am a spiteful person and wanted to make her wait a while to get me.

this woman should stick to dating adults.

 

[maxcok]

Update (because I know you all care...looking at you MaxCok)

Went on a great date, but she "had to go to work in the morning". And then, when she's on the highway back to her house she changes her mind and calls me up and asks me if I know how to get to her house...women...

Yeah . . . women . . .

i said no, mostly because I am a spiteful person and wanted to make her wait a while to get me. but now I'm so horny. I'm gonna watch some porn. See yah.

Not only are you a "spiteful person", you remain, as stated in your OP, an "ignorant little shit". Way to go.

Can't wait to hear the next installment, or the real story of why you had to go home and jack off.

No, not really . . .

 

[yodiggity]

i would really like to get to be with an older woman mainly because it really seems to be a turn on thinking about it. what would be even better is having it as a three way

 

[Reese]

I would really like to have a 40 year old friend/fuckbuddy for the summer. Any tips on not making myself look like an immature little shit?

Ignoring your charming "robbing the grave" reference (I'm 46 and my wife's 40), I might be able to give you a few insights from personal experience: My wife has, on occasion, picked up younger men (i.e. 18- to 22-year-olds) in bars and at parties. While these boys do tend to be horny as fuck, especially when she's been making out with them and slips a sly hand down their pants to start surreptitiously pulling them off in public, they seem to get visibly nervous and uncomfortable when she takes them home and things turn private (although I'm sure my presence doesn't help, even moreso if I get in on the action for spit-roasting and DVP and such).

However, a few of them have really stood out in terms of their maturity about it, sexually and otherwise - in other words, 1) they're witty and talkative, able to hold an intelligent conversation on topics other than sex, 2) they're sexually open and experimental (i.e. don't freak out in a threesome situation) and, 3), stick around for a while afterwards, just hanging out with us and perhaps enjoying seconds and thirds in an all-nighter without being awkward during the breaks between the sex, rather than just getting up and fucking off after they've cum. It's guys like these who become regular fuck-buddies instead of merely being one-night-stands.

Hope this helps,
~Reese! :~)

 

[Ethyl]

i said no, mostly because I am a spiteful person and wanted to make her wait a while to get me. but now I'm so horny. I'm gonna watch some porn. See yah.

If she's that hot she's probably already found someone else and forgotten about you, junior.

 

[Northland]

i'm noticing a disturbing lack of humor in this thread.

i'm very sorry you're going to die in your 40s :frown1:

:biglaugh::lmao::biglaugh:

Just the infusion of laughter I needed this morning, thanks, dolfette!

 

[deleted136887]

Jeesh give the kid a break!!!
Bunch of old geezers....[get back in your graves you lot] Whadja know? You got our cell-gps-mommy on?

 

[Northland]

Jeesh give the kid a break!!!
Bunch of old geezers....[get back in your graves you lot] Whadja know? You got our cell-gps-mommy on?

Speak up son, I can't, I say I can't hear you without mah hearing aid...and could you type in larger font, the print is too small and I seem to have misplaced my reading glasses...or run 'em over with my rascal scooter.:biggrin1:


...now what was I saying again before I ate my fiber wafers? (done hurt mah gumbs because I couldn't locate the cup with my teeth). Dang cracking bones makes 'membering difficult.

 

[dolfette]

are we nearly dead yet?

 

[Bbucko]

are we nearly dead yet?

Getting there...

 

[maxcok]

"immature little shits"

 

[Reese]

Jeesh give the kid a break!!!
Bunch of old geezers....[get back in your graves you lot]

Ooooh eeeee, yer cruisin' for a bruisin' from my walkin' stick, ain't'cha?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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