Robert Irwin: Take Two

His sister is telling him that, he needs to start dating, to take the spotlight, so paparazzi and those people let her alone
 
That was my first thought haha
Can you imagine the tabloids if he was a slutty gay guy?
Steve Irwin's son loves wrangling with snakes
Robert Irwin's anaconda's on the loose!
Crickey! It's Bob's hoes!
 
Can you imagine the tabloids if he was a slutty gay guy?
Steve Irwin's son loves wrangling with snakes
Robert Irwin's anaconda's on the loose!
Crickey! It's Bob's hoes!
The homophobes would be mad and I feel like he wouldn't date a white man so the white gays would be mad as well lol
 
I kinda hope for his own sanity he isn't into guys. He's basically Australian Royalty and he couldn't possibly have a healthy, casual sex life involving men. Stories could come out that he's been hooking up with various ladies and it wouldn't be a big deal. But just one guy letting their "interactions" slip would be a persona-defining change for Robert.
 
I'm sure Robert will be devastated to hear this.
And he'll launch into a 2 hour speech to change your mind. At the end of it, you would have changed your mind, because how can you not?