There's an incredible YouTube channel called RR Buildings. Two guys in Illinois building using timber. The lead guy, Kyle Stumpenhorst, is a serious daddy. World-class bubble butt, furry arms, tight t-shirt, ginger beard. Married with kids. I doubt there's anything of him (though I would faint from joy if there were). Then there's the junior guy: Greg Haas. 25ish, wears tank tops with big cutouts (unless he's just shirtless), glistening tan muscles, blond hair, sweet face. He's just gorgeous, and I can only imagine that he demolishes the ladies in his little corner of rural Illinois. Surely there's something — even if it's just a naked selfie — on this slab of midwestern beef?