Ryan Dengler

Perhaps they thought L stands for little : unamused:
Yes I’m well aware. Just saying we can’t all be blessed to be hung like horses which may be the case with this gorgeous human being. However, he has other redeeming qualities we can focus on too is all :)
 
Now we’re talking. Why bicker about the dick when we all know that ass would be smoooooooth and deep.
Yeah, I always thought his ass was the main feature. I could give two shits about his dick. Mounting him is the fantasy. That being said, we've seen his bulge before, so it's not like his cock's nonexistent.
 
Honestly, how many guys have you really slept with that is as flat is Ryan that ended up being Huge? Most ordinary guys, you see something...a bare something. You don't see anything at all with him. And that is fine because he is hotter than the normal guy. But let's not wish he is huge. We don't even know if his dick works. LOL
Not a size queen, but I've seen better bulge from a Ken doll. If he wasn't muscular, I don't people would be thristing over him. Sorry.
 
So yummy. He just can’t lose the “aw shucks” look no matter where he is or who he’s with. Said it before and I’ll say again, “what is it about Ohio? The water? So many hot guys from there.”
Dads in Ohio have super special super potent super power jizz and it gets passed down to the kids.
 
Dads in Ohio have super special super potent super power jizz and it gets passed down to the kids.
Honestly I think Ryan just won the genetic lottery from someone in his bloodline because he looks sooo different from his family members :joy: he has a family photo up and he’s literally sticks out like a sore thumb cause he’s the biggest, tallest, and sexiest. if it wasn’t for the fact that he looked exactly like his mom I woulda thought he was adopted lmao I’m pretty sure one of his great grandparents was equally sexy and he just inherited their looks and physique
 
Honestly I think Ryan just won the genetic lottery from someone in his bloodline because he looks sooo different from his family members :joy: he has a family photo up and he’s literally sticks out like a sore thumb cause he’s the biggest, tallest, and sexiest. if it wasn’t for the fact that he looked exactly like his mom I woulda thought he was adopted lmao I’m pretty sure one of his great grandparents was equally sexy and he just inherited their looks and physique
Or the milk man
Lol