Ryan Lochte anyone?

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thoughts? ran into this online...

Ryan Lochte's massive erection is the nadir of E! TV - Guyism

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thoughts?

It might actually be a tent, but it is not his manhood propping the blanket up. Mercifully, I have never seen his TV show. Ryan can remain pretty in a speedo to me, but he is the very prototype of eye-candy. Nice to look at, but I would save my deeper thoughts for someone else.
 

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I sincerely don't think that Ryan is that much of a dumb ass but he is cute as Hell. I can only hope the best for him and maybe find a counterpart that is the brains of his outfit. . Looks may fade but he sure is creating a lot of memories. I wish him the best.
 

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I sincerely don't think that Ryan is that much of a dumb ass but he is cute as Hell. I can only hope the best for him and maybe find a counterpart that is the brains of his outfit. . Looks may fade but he sure is creating a lot of memories. I wish him the best.

I agree. He just acts like a party boy...now the news anchors on the other hand - pretty juvenile.
 

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I agree. He just acts like a party boy...now the news anchors on the other hand - pretty juvenile.

i don't think i'd have bothered to hold it in either (if i had been anchor that morning). i mean, come on. yes, he's sexy as hell but when it comes to brains, i think it's safe for us to assume that he's vacuous, at best.
 

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I found the following about Ryan Lochte.

He holds his piss a lot.
He pees in the water when he empties a full bladder.
At birth, he was circumcised.

He gave several interviews and told about the above.