Saunas in London (Sweatbox, Pleasuredrome, Covent Garden Health Spa)

I’d love to visit sweatbox some day. It’s just that I’m a shy virgin and I don’t have the courage for it yet haha. Any advice?
If you're under 25 then it's free on Mondays and Thursday. Just go and have a look around if it's not costing you anything and put no pressure on yourself to do anything. And if you're not interested in someone just tell them 'no'. Guys there are respectful and will leave you alone if you tell them too.
Though not sure Sweatbox is the best place to lose your virginity.
 
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If you're under 25 then it's free on Mondays and Thursday. Just go and have a look around if it's not costing you anything and put no pressure on yourself to do anything. And if you're not interested in someone just tell them 'no'. Guys there are respectful and will leave you alone if you tell them too.
Though not sure Sweatbox is the best place to lose your virginity.
:joy::joy: I mean I’m not exactly planning on losing my virginity there, would much prefer for that to be a bit more personal ;)

It’s just that it’s something I’d like to explore at some point in the future!
 
Thought I would post about Pleasuredrome Sat eve, basically 8pm to 10pm.

It‘s easy enough to find, close to Waterloo Station. Entrance is £25 and they photograph on entry. It’s a locker system with two towels provided, and an adequate changing area, which is a flight of stairs up from both the entrance and the facility itself. The spa seems adequately clean. The one staff member I encountered (on the door) was hardly welcoming but wasn’t rude either. Facilities are broadly good. I’m a regular (normal) sauna user and know what sauna temperatures feel like. The main sauna had a thermometer showing 75C. It was not - I would put it at 95C. This is actually a health and safety issue as you can linger at 75C but 95C should be limited to maybe 15mins.

Inside the ground plan is a maze. The centre point is a bar area, but separated from the walkways by counters so you are not actually walking through the bar every time. There are in effect three directions from the bar. One leads to the way in/out and entry showers. One leads through a second shower area to dark steam room, tiered video area, sauna, dark room and light steam room. And one leads past reclining area and large hot tub to a small sauna. There are additionally bookable pods etcetera, and a massage room, but these are for extra charge. The bar requires immediate payment for drinks so a trek back up a flight of stairs to locker for card or similar - I decided it was too much bother. Some are using a phone app to pay at the bar so there are phones in the spa. I didn’t see any photography happening, but it could happen.

The spa was busy when I was there, maybe 40. The average age was higher than I expected, and physiques often not good. For that matter some unremarkable cocks as well. Patrons are mostly white though a few East Asians also. There‘s very little talking in any spa and very little in this one - here talking was pretty much just at the bar, perhaps in the tub as well.

Much of the spa is dark. I didn’t like this. The dark steam is such low light that it is possible to walk into a wall, the dark room basically completely dark, and the so-called light steam room has very, very low light. I like to see! Even the saunas are on the dim side. The main sauna was too hot for any real activity.

Dress code is a towel, and most add flip flops or similar. Of course there are plenty of boners on display. I did see some sucking (sort of - light was too low) and did see some mutual (again sort of, light was too low).

Highlight of the evening was in the video area. My usual thought in such places is why watch porn when there is real stuff? However saw an amazing wank display from a porn watcher. (There’s proper light In the video area.) A fit man with a truly magnificent cock was wanking with a lot of energy and also with some grunting. Of course I watched. The downside was that he didn’t bust - seemingly couldn’t. I would have liked to speak with him but didn’t get past two words.

Yes I got one off (mutual) and yes it was a fun eve, but Pleasuredrome isn’t really offering what I want. In brief the lighting is far, far too low. I understand there can be a place for activity in the dark, but there‘s also a wish to see something. If they turned on some lights I would probably go back. I could be a bit concerned about wrong temperature displayed in the main sauna as this really isn’t safe. Maybe it had just happened and they will fix it.

Positives are 24/7 opening, cleanish, busy, and decent facilities. Negatives are groping in the dark, indifferent physiques, top end price. I prefer the other two I’ve tried, Covent Garden Health Spa and Bunker Bar.
 
I used to use 'Chariots' saunas at Waterloo and Farringdon for a few years, used to really enjoy it , I always managed to get plenty of Cock but mainly from an older crowd. sadly both places gone now....not tried any others. Think ' Locker Room' at Vauxhall is worth a try....hope to get there soon.
 
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I also miss Chariots in Waterloo and Shoreditch. Yeah the Waterloo location attracted an older crowd compared to nearby Pleasuredrome, but it was a very chilled out and surprisingly social place. I had some really hot encounters there over the years. So much has changed since I moved to London in the early aughts, but I’m happy there are still saunas hanging on.

No one has mentioned it, but the Portsea/Saunabar (or whatever it’s called) off Edgware Road near Marble Arch also attracts an older crowd and admirers. It’s very small but can be surprisingly fun with group action in the steam and sauna.

I’ve heard nothing but glowing word of mouth reviews about ME1 in Rochester. I mean to do a day trip down there to check it out.
 
I also miss Chariots in Waterloo and Shoreditch. Yeah the Waterloo location attracted an older crowd compared to nearby Pleasuredrome, but it was a very chilled out and surprisingly social place. I had some really hot encounters there over the years. So much has changed since I moved to London in the early aughts, but I’m happy there are still saunas hanging on.

No one has mentioned it, but the Portsea/Saunabar (or whatever it’s called) off Edgware Road near Marble Arch also attracts an older crowd and admirers. It’s very small but can be surprisingly fun with group action in the steam and sauna.

I’ve heard nothing but glowing word of mouth reviews about ME1 in Rochester. I mean to do a day trip down there to check it out.
I miss chariots too, I spent pretty much every Thursday and Friday night in there while I was working in Liverpool Street. Had some great 1 on 1 and group sessions and even got warned a few times wandering around butt naked because I had lost my towel (again)….
 
I went to Sweatbox tonight and stayed for three hours.

I find that I'm often an observer rather than a participant in these spaces and I think that stems from being picky and not being my type's type. There was a moment where I made out with a guy but then he got distracted by a threesome and left me to join them. I wanted to join in, but they all ignored me. My self esteem definitely took a hit.

On a more positive note, I managed to cum TWICE, which has never happened to me before. The highlight was seeing one of the staff members bottoming and blowing two guys in the cinema room. I only realised he worked there when I saw him again at the front desk as I was leaving.
 
I went to Sweatbox tonight and stayed for three hours.

I find that I'm often an observer rather than a participant in these spaces and I think that stems from being picky and not being my type's type. There was a moment where I made out with a guy but then he got distracted by a threesome and left me to join them. I wanted to join in, but they all ignored me. My self esteem definitely took a hit.

On a more positive note, I managed to cum TWICE, which has never happened to me before. The highlight was seeing one of the staff members bottoming and blowing two guys in the cinema room. I only realised he worked there when I saw him again at the front desk as I was leaving.
Is the cinema room new?
 
Went Sweatbox a handful of times a few months back..and it was an interesting experience each time.

Open to going again, but I guess these are my observations. (I can be kinda nuanced on some topics, hopefully it's of value to...someone lol)

The Good

The Layout: the infamous "maze" design of the sauna/steam areas, as well as the whole ground floor cabin, cinema etc areas is really cool. It kinda gives the feel of there always being **something** to discover. Be that action taking place or new people who arrived while you were elsewhere. It's not one-note. In one visit there's potential to cruise the steam rooms, chill in the cinema areas, have private fun in more secluded spaces, or literally just sit down if you so choose.

Having been to a few similar places in a kind of "dip my toe in" capacity, I think Sweatbox has most beat in this regard. There's a lot to do, a constant flow of people coming and going, and thus the time kinda flies even during lengthier stays.

The Clientele (Part 1): definitely leans slightly younger than some of the other spots and more diverse too. Probably 25-45 in age and and pretty much most races felt represented. And not just in the "token" way, but lots of Black, Mixed, South Asian, East Asian, Arab, and of course White guys too. Very "London" in that regard and welcomely so.

(In somewhat of a random sidebar, I don't think I've seen so many cut guys at the same time in the same place in the UK lol. As a POC cut American who now lives in the UK, cut-ness or the lackthereof is something I tend to notice. So, while I personally am equal opportunities when it comes cut/uncut, I guess this further points to the racial/diversity of the guys who come to SB).

The Staff: Very nice! Respectful and kinda take any sort of initial awkwardness away. We're all there for whatever we're there for and in many ways they set the tone for easing into it all.

Cleanliness: it was way cleaner than I was bracing for. Staff were often around making sure of it.

The Hmm

The Clientele (Part 2): In attracting a younger, perhaps more conventionally "attractive" crowd (cute faces, muscle bods), a slight drawback IMO is that two main vibes prevail (in comparison to some of the spots more frequented by older guys):

1) "less talking, more fucking" | Basically, a real-life congregation of many guys who more than likely are not out, exploring their bottled up desires before going back to their norm. Slight conjecture, but I really got that sense. With that, the upside is that you're probably likely to see (and get down with) a lot of "never would have thought they were into guys" type guys there. But the practicalities are that the most you'll get out of most of them before/after the action is a nod. Even the most basic of convos (e.g. your standard "hello") and you get the sense that you're asking "too much".

It's, of course, a cruising spot, so tbh there's a degree of "we all know why we're here" to it all. But the irony is that I'm probably nearer the venue's sweet-spot age and dare I say its aesthetic target demographic and can say with certainty that this is one thing some of the alternative places with older, more-seasoned clientele have over SB. I guess that's a pretty long-winded way of saying that people elsewhere seem...nicer lol. More approachable for sure.

Maybe not a biggie to those just looking for the hot guy for the night, but IMO a hot guy with a nice vibe is the ideal combo.

2) lots of people, lots of eye-balling, but not "as" much action as you'd think. I can't tell if there's a shyness (see: age, "DL" point above), but it was way more common to - as others have said - see people walking around and around like the crystal maze...for hours lol. Or glued to the wall. Or just staring. Or tugging at their rock hard dicks seemingly to entice the person in front of them only to shoo that same person away should they reach over. It really was something to behold lol.

So, there's definitely a heightened voyeuristic, exhibitionist, and cautiously curious vibe that runs adjacent to the regular/expected cruising spot activity. Because of this, it's probably not as chaotic or filthy as the places where they are fucking in every available corner (a good thing). But sometimes (and it really depends on the day/time), you can get the sense of "what's the point in coming - for hours on end at that - if you don't actually plan to...cum?" lol.

3) Race: Now, this may fly over the heads of most. But I really (really!) would love to hear from anyone who "gets" it, has experienced it, so on and so forth. As in, my DMs are open lol.

As a POC, I'm open to all races but have a slight preference for other POCs. What has been quite the revelation at SB (and I don't know why because it's a prevalent "issue" in general) is how many other POCs literally would only engage with White guys. I'm talking not even make eye contact with POCs. Yet, you turn a corner (again, a maze lol), and boom there they were with their White guy doing all the things.

Attraction is obviously subjective, it's also a place of freedom to do as you choose, and I'm personally very secure in self to not feel a way-way. But it was kind of an unavoidable fact that played out the handful of times I went, so it definitely wasn't an imagined thing.

Maybe self explanatory and/or maybe too complex to unpack here, but by contrast I don't have this experience at smaller places that are ironically less diverse. If anything, there was more magnetic pull from one POC to the other at those spots. So, yeah, was deffo a bit weird for so many fine POC guys at SB almost go out of their way (it seemed) to veer away from home base (I'm actually not even talking about with me, but moreso watching them do it to others). Deffo felt like a "do we need to call Dr Umar?" moment IYKYK lol.

In all seriousness, it's a really awks thing to watch/experience and something I imagine only fellow POCs "get" in fullness. Seeing so many hot POCs in 4K, who like guys too (thus eliminating the annoying guess-work we have to navigate in "real life")...only for them to be shopping exclusively White is definitely...something.

Last Thing...


As someone not seeking sex from such places, it'd be great if they embraced themes. E.g. bate bud slots, anything goes slots etc.

For instance, jerk buds is what I'm mainly into (and my upper limit of action). So, there's nothing worse than connecting with a hot guy, finding privacy, only for you both to scope out what the other wants in the moment realtime. Sometimes, you want the same thing and it's great. Other times, one wants more than the other and it gets...awkward...or flat...or both.

This was way longer than intended lol, but I do overall think it's a pretty cool spot and should be checked out if even to satisfy surface curiosity. It's kinda tamer than I was bracing for (which I found to be a good thing). Plus, there's a chance a bunch of the above may not apply on your visit or maybe even works for you lol.
 
My first ever visit to a gay sauna was Sweatbox, maybe around 10 years ago. I was visiting London to attend a function at the Houses of Parliament, so I decided to head to Sweatbox after a quick change at my hotel. I was pretty nervous, but being in London I felt anonymous, which helped. The contrast between being at a formal function in my suit amongst the great and good and an hour later walking into a gay sauna for the first time made me feel pretty horny/excited. It was a Thursday evening and busy.

My first experience was having a shower and noticing a really hot and hung guy next to me. He kept looking at me, but I assumed he was leaving so I was surprised to see him again when I went into the sauna for the first time. I was really nervous but he started to stroke his cock so I summoned up the courage to go over and suck him. Another guy came in and immediately joined us, and the guy I was with wasn’t too keen so we stopped and both left. I walked around a bit and explored downstairs (pre-refurb), which was pretty busy. I went back upstairs and saw a stunning black guy come out of the stream room and head for the sauna. I followed him in and he started to get it on with the fit guy I met earlier. They asked me if I wanted to join in, and I started to suck and kiss the hung black guy as the other guy fucked him. It was my first threesome and it felt really horny, especially as by now there were a few guys watching. When the other guy stopped fucking, I took over (safe back then) and I fucked till I came.

I decided to relax for a bit before heading down to the maze area. I passed a guy a couple of times (very muscled guy in his 20s, Polish as it turned out. He was quite short). He was wearing a towel so I had no idea what size of dick he had, but his body was incredible. I passed again and he stared at me as he went towards a cabin with sling in it. I had never experienced anything like this (sling), so was nervous and had only ever topped. We kissed for a bit then I dropped to my knees to suck him as he removed his towel. I couldn’t believe what I saw…his cock was hung and incredibly thick (really thick!). I had never seen a guy that big before. I would barely get more than a few inches in my mouth, but I loved worshiping it. He then bent me over on the sling and gave me an incredible deep rimming. I felt like he wanted to fuck me, but having never been fucked before, there was no way I was going to start with his massive dick. Instead he asked me to get in the sling, where he got on his knees and continued to rim me, and then started rubbing his dick between my ass until I came. It felt great, and I still think about it now (I have been fucked a few times now and would love to take every inch of him).

Not long after I left to head back to my hotel. The experience was incredible. I have been back to SB once post refurb since then and I didn’t like it as much. It didn’t quite have the same sleazy vibe, and the entrance procedure was convoluted. That said I would definitely go back, although I am 10 years older now and probably not quite in the same demographic as before sadly!
 
Just explored the website and really want to go, but it also said no cash. I don't want any tracks or sweatbox reference at my creditcard bill, does anyone knows how your visit is named at your credit card statement?
I think Gym Spa Soho on mine.
 
I’ve been to Sweatbox when visiting London a few times over the years, and each time I was reminded of why I didn’t like it the last time. The guys tend to be very picky and private so it’s more like a live-action Grindr than a sauna. I think most guys are not necessarily looking to play, which makes it tiresome. I’m not annoyed that they don’t want to play with me, but that they don’t seem to want to play with anyone. It’s a sauna for guys that are embarrassed that they’re at a sauna.

Covent Garden Health Spa attracts guys that are a bit older and less photogenic than Sweatbox, but they’re down to fuck rather than walking around in circles for hours. While smaller and less crowded than Sweatbox, there seemed a lot more action going on. I can’t say I’m dying to go back, but the crowd was definitely more engaged than at Sweatbox.

In general, I prefer the cruise bars, like the Vault and Bunker Bar, because the guys are unashamedly there to have sex with multiple partners and enjoy a testosterone fueled atmosphere. However, there’s little to no privacy, so they might be overwhelming for a lot of guys.