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Does anyone self-suck? I have one before - didn't swallow though, got maybe an inch in.
 
My, a self suck. You two must be blessed by the gods to do such a thing? And flexible as all hell.
 
I wish I could do it, but I am not that flexible. I'm practicing though!
 
In my younger years I was able to (I could fit the head in my mouth). Someone asked me recently if i still could so I tried, failing horribly haha. I’m not as flexible as I once was and I’ve got a long lanky body, not exactly the ideal build for self-servicing. :tongue:
 
Fun subject. When I was 14 - 15 years old my buddy paid me $20.00 to watch me suck myself off. cum and all. Oh the days of flexibility. I cant even get close now.
 
someone recently told me how rare and lucky i am for being able to. :)
 
Does anyone self-suck? I have one before - didn't swallow though, got maybe an inch in.

I self-sucked once when I was younger, thinner and more flexable. Very weird feeling. I didn't cum either, not till later in life just to see what it was like getting hit in the face with my spunk, just to see what women were experiencing, it tasted bad too - I sure didn't swallow either - :yuck:
 
Being a female, I obviously can't self-suck. Wanted to hop in real quick tho and just reiterate the fact that I think it's fucking HAWT to watch a guy blow himself. <3

Hawt, isn't the word. Lets say your draws melt off and turn to ash. I would love to see a fine ass dude suck his own peter whacker. Ohhh...and please don't let him have washboard abs and be fine as all hell.:redface:

If you could, MamaMeg, would you do that?
 
Being a female, I obviously can't self-suck. Wanted to hop in real quick tho and just reiterate the fact that I think it's fucking HAWT to watch a guy blow himself. <3

Hawt, isn't the word. Lets say your draws melt off and turn to ash. I would love to see a fine ass dude suck his own peter whacker. Ohhh...and please don't let him have washboard abs and be fine as all hell.:redface:

If you could, MamaMeg, would you do that?

Ladies, you are so funny. But I think you are very cool about it. Not every girl would admit to like watching that.
 
Am I the only person that immediately thought of Clerks?

Dante: "What an embarrassing way to die."
Randal: "That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
Dante: "How did he die?"
Randal: "He broke his neck."
Dante: "That's embarrassing?"
Randal: "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
Dante: "Shut the hell up."
Randal: "I swear."
Dante: "Stop it."
Randal: "Bible truth."
Dante: "Oh, my god."
Randal: "Come on, haven't you tried to suck your own dick?"
Dante: "No."
Randal: "Yeah, right. You're so repressed."
Dante: "Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
Randal: "No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
Dante: "Who found him?"
Randal: "My cousin? Mom found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Mom freaked out."
Dante: "Made it, huh? Dick in his mouth?"
Randal: "Yeah. Balls resting on his lips."
Dante: "Wow. He really made it."
Randal: "Yeah, but at what a price."
Dante: "I can never reach."
Randal: "Reach what?"
Dante: "You know."
Randal: "What, your dick?"
Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime."
Randal: "I never tried it. Fucking pervert."