Am I the only person that immediately thought of Clerks?
Dante: "What an embarrassing way to die."
Randal: "That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died."
Dante: "How did he die?"
Randal: "He broke his neck."
Dante: "That's embarrassing?"
Randal: "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
Dante: "Shut the hell up."
Randal: "I swear."
Dante: "Stop it."
Randal: "Bible truth."
Dante: "Oh, my god."
Randal: "Come on, haven't you tried to suck your own dick?"
Dante: "No."
Randal: "Yeah, right. You're so repressed."
Dante: "Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
Randal: "No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
Dante: "Who found him?"
Randal: "My cousin? Mom found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Mom freaked out."
Dante: "Made it, huh? Dick in his mouth?"
Randal: "Yeah. Balls resting on his lips."
Dante: "Wow. He really made it."
Randal: "Yeah, but at what a price."
Dante: "I can never reach."
Randal: "Reach what?"
Dante: "You know."
Randal: "What, your dick?"
Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime."
Randal: "I never tried it. Fucking pervert."