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did anyone ever go for a semen analysis? What was it like? What did u have to do? do they give u a porno? Tell me about it..

reason im asking is bc my urologist wants me to go for one

thanks for the help
 

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I brought my laptop - and Im glad that I did. The mags they had there were pretty gnarly - one was even wet! with god knows what or who's. There was one vid, but pretty outdated. I got off with the good old reliable stuff on my computer!
 
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They gave me a porno DVD but the doc popped in the straight one so it didn't do much for me. My advice is similar, bring your notebook with what really gets you going. It was all very simple. Cup, lid, label, a room, and some privacy. Nobody will bug you. I have heard where guys have their SO come in with them. That works too.
 

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Depending on how far away you live from the lab, you can probably collect the sample at home. This was the case for me. I think it would be far more comfortable doing it in the comfort of your home than at some strange lab. As long as you can get it to the lab in a half-hour, you should be good.
 

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I have a friend who runs an invirto fertilization center. She says they keep the room stocked with porn.

I had a vasectomy a few yers ago. They gave me a chart to keep track of my ejaculations. I was to put a little check mark each time I got off. When I got to my 20th, I was ready to get tested. The next morning, I had to masturbate into a cup and take it to the lab. It must be pretty common to do it at home. As soon as the tech saw me walk up with my paper bag in hand she asked, "semanalysis?"

By the way, in an effort to get back to fucking without a condom, I was fucking every day and jacking off 3 or 4 more times.