semen clean-up

[socoken]

Every time a thread comes up asking who "squirts" cum long distances, everyone says they do, so I am sure there are at least a few out there who can relate to this.

Whenever I jerk off, I have to shoot it somewhere. I HATE shooting in kleenex or socks or rags or anything like that. I just have to watch it fly and see how much goes how far.

Its a stupid problem to have, but I have trouble cleaning it off the walls. Every apartment or house I have lived in over the last few years has been cheap, and has had cheap eggshell white paint. When I try and scrub the stuff off, the paint comes off with it. Ive used windex, 409, some orange stuff, and simple green. The simple green works about the best, but I still end up scrubbing paint off.

I almost always wipe the walls off right after I come, when it is still wet. But it always manages to run down the wall a ways and leave this shiny streak where the cum once was. That is the hard part to scrub off.

Anyone have a magic potion that works well, or any other suggestion besides "just dont shoot the walls anymore"?

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Repaint the walls with a better paint.

 

[Pradadox]

Actually while i don't know it's effect on walls, one of my exes taught me how to clean it outta rugs. If you use seltzer (aka carbonized water for non-americans, or is it the other way around....) ANYWAYS if you use it on carpets while it's wet it gets the cum out with no gross drying out. U should scrub a bit and uhh i never let it dry so i wouldn't call it a fix all . Hope that helps... on walls... lol!

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

use one of those wind shields you get for the beach

 

[GoneA]

Answer?

 

[socoken]

Repaint the walls with a better paint.

Answer?

I was hoping for something a little less involved and cheaper than repainting my entire appartment.

 

[GoneA]

I was hoping for something a little less involved and cheaper than repainting my entire appartment.

Okay, when you masturbate, stand far away from any walls (I really can't imagine the answers getting any more deeper than this).

 

[Belly_Dancer]

Solution:

Buy a gigantic dart board, hang it on the wall, and aim at it every time you ejaculate. Keep track of the points you've earned on a whiteboard on your refrigerator, and treat yourself to something special every time you reach a certain number of points.

Now, if you're in danger of missing the board completely, you may want to put a tarp behind it to catch the overspray.

Another thought: This could be a great party game! You might even be able to patent it (don't worry, I won't fight you for the rights to it).

BTW I'm not being a bitch...just have a very "off the wall" sense of humor...no pun intended...well okay maybe just a little.. :wink:

 

[Pecker]

All of my walls are covered with aluminum foil. Doesn't everybody do that?

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I was hoping for something a little less involved and cheaper than repainting my entire appartment.

Does anyone else find it alarming that he cums on every single wall in his apartment?

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

All of my walls are covered with aluminum foil. Doesn't everybody do that?

You make me laugh. Thank you.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Why should there ever be a clean up when it taste so good? Maxwell house it..................:smile: :wink:

 

[socoken]

Does anyone else find it alarming that he cums on every single wall in his apartment?

As most people know, not all white paint is the same, and that discrepancy on a couple walls may lead to a charge when I move out, so they would all have to match. The cheap white that is on them is very flat, and a semigloss would work better for clean up but look different.

Why do you keep posting in a thread where I sought support and advice with snide comments that are in no way helpful?

 

[crescendo69]

Gee, maybe I should repaint my ceiling.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

As most people know, not all white paint is the same, and that discrepancy on a couple walls may lead to a charge when I move out, so they would all have to match. The cheap white that is on them is very flat, and a semigloss would work better for clean up but look different.

Why do you keep posting in a thread where I sought support and advice with snide comments that are in no way helpful?

I wasn't trying to be snide, I just thought it was funny. I can understand about the charge, I live in an apartment myself. Personally, I would just repaint one room (whichever room you use most often for that purpose) and then repaint it again when you move. It doesn't cost too much, and if you choose to paint it, then you can make it whatever color you want. I'm lucky in the sense that my apartment allows me to paint as long as it's all white again when I move...

 

[socoken]

I wasn't trying to be snide, I just thought it was funny. I can understand about the charge, I live in an apartment myself. Personally, I would just repaint one room (whichever room you use most often for that purpose) and then repaint it again when you move. It doesn't cost too much, and if you choose to paint it, then you can make it whatever color you want. I'm lucky in the sense that my apartment allows me to paint as long as it's all white again when I move...

I misinterpreted, sorry about that. I only have trouble with two walls, the one behind the couch, and the one above the headboard in my bedroom. If I would have had the foresight to paint before I moved in, that might have been the ticket.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I misinterpreted, sorry about that. I only have trouble with two walls, the one behind the couch, and the one above the headboard in my bedroom. If I would have had the foresight to paint before I moved in, that might have been the ticket.

The only other thing I can think of is to hang something from the walls... Hang a towel or something? I don't know... I'm a girl, I don't have this problem! lol.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Every time a thread comes up asking who "squirts" cum long distances, everyone says they do, so I am sure there are at least a few out there who can relate to this.

Whenever I jerk off, I have to shoot it somewhere. I HATE shooting in kleenex or socks or rags or anything like that. I just have to watch it fly and see how much goes how far.

Its a stupid problem to have, but I have trouble cleaning it off the walls. Every apartment or house I have lived in over the last few years has been cheap, and has had cheap eggshell white paint. When I try and scrub the stuff off, the paint comes off with it. Ive used windex, 409, some orange stuff, and simple green. The simple green works about the best, but I still end up scrubbing paint off.

I almost always wipe the walls off right after I come, when it is still wet. But it always manages to run down the wall a ways and leave this shiny streak where the cum once was. That is the hard part to scrub off.

Anyone have a magic potion that works well, or any other suggestion besides "just dont shoot the walls anymore"?

Here's a little hint for you from someone who used to mix paint for a living;
Most eggshell finishes are enamel based, I.E., water based, and can be cleaned easily with soap and some warm water.

If that doesn't work, use TSP to clean it. or look for KILZ to spot touch up.

 

[BlackCock85]

Shoot the cum on the floor, or just don't clean the walls off

 

[basque9]

Saliva does a wonderful cleanup after you have shot your wad on the wall!