Sexual orientation in profile - funny thing

Ha ha, yeah I changed mine from 99% to 100% recently because it became apparent there are some very strange ideas on the definitions of straight/bi/gay here on LPSG, and what individual percentages might mean.

 

Funny thing, I have 100% gay in my profile and I get PM's hitting on me from guys who list themselves as 100% straight.

 

Haven't you heard? You can enjoy dick, enjoy having dick in your mouth and ass, and still get to call yourself 100% Straight...because human sexuality is just so fluid, we have no right to tell people who self identify as 100% straight but like getting fucked that perhaps they are not 100% straight after all!

 

The last one needs to be divided into 'wants to fuck women but doesn't get laid', 'wants to get fuck men but doesn't get laid' and 'wants to fuck both but doesn't get laid'. :biggrin1:

And you forgot 'doesn't really want to fuck anyone'.

 

That's the only one I never really understood. Seems so utterly alien.

 

I want to shake your hand for this comment.

 

It will apparently come as a surprise to some that there are a significant number of people--gay, straight, bi, etc...--whose sexual preferences don't include "fucking" in the traditional sense. Some people take their sexual satisfaction in ways other than "fucking". I guarantee you there are many such folks on this very site. Alien or not.

 

Point taken. Actually I took the comment in its broadest sense referring to asexual people. I know that such people do exist but as I said I do not understand it. If the comment referred solely to individuals that do not engage in penetrative sex then I misunderstood.

 

Let's not forget "loves a cup a tea and a slice of cake".

 

There is a massive difference between people who do not like to have sex versus people who do not like to have anal/vaginal sex. It is entirely possible to have an intense, hugely satisfying sexual encounter without vaginal or anal sex.

 

MMmmmmm......................cake :biggrin1:

 

That's how I intended it. And I have seen a few on LPSG who are asexual, or close to it. Like you, I don't understand it at all because it's so alien to me, but I bet I seem pretty alien to them.

 

Well maybe if you add pics and vids and tell the truth about your sexuality you'll get the right person contacting you

 

I'm 100% str8 but face the fact that this is LPSG. Going to get comments from guys, whatever thier sexual orientation is, so be it. Not a big deal....enjoy..

 

Neither did you as it seems.


It was NOT about getting comments from guys. *hint hint* It was about getting none when you don't state any sexual preferences.

P.S.:
Ric, I had pics and vids up for years. Still your post doesn't make any sense at all.[/QUOTE]


Yesss, I got it...I was just yappy chatting....haha

 

I find that since I minimized my profile information, I've gotten a lot fewer random PMs.

 

Its good to keep up on theory if not in practice.

I've never filled out my sexual orientation/preferences...and I pretty much stay out of the fray of sexual advances.

 

And hope springs eternal.

 

Just because they don't want sex, doesn't mean sex talk isn't interesting. And although the main focus here is sex, there's plenty of stuff that isn't sexual.

 

That is so true. Check out g0ysrus.com for masculine sexuality that is not straight, bi nor gay.

 

Spam much?

 

The cake is a lie.