Sexual orientation in profile - funny thing

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Well, I just recognized something really funny.
I had 100% straight in my profile for quite a while and lots of guys coming on to me. For a few months now I have no sexual preferences shown and guess what. No guys contacting me anymore. I think it's really hilarious. :smile:
 
Ha ha, yeah I changed mine from 99% to 100% recently because it became apparent there are some very strange ideas on the definitions of straight/bi/gay here on LPSG, and what individual percentages might mean.
 
Haven't you heard? You can enjoy dick, enjoy having dick in your mouth and ass, and still get to call yourself 100% Straight...because human sexuality is just so fluid, we have no right to tell people who self identify as 100% straight but like getting fucked that perhaps they are not 100% straight after all! :rolleyes:
 
Oh, I didn't know that. How enlightening LPSG is once in a while. I like labels though.
Anywhore, maybe we should change the system from percentage to "fucks women", "fucks guys", "fucks both", "fucks everything" and "wants to fuck but doesn't get layed". Could be fun.
 
Snakebyte said:
Oh, I didn't know that. How enlightening LPSG is once in a while. I like labels though.
Anywhore, maybe we should change the system from percentage to "fucks women", "fucks guys", "fucks both", "fucks everything" and "wants to fuck but doesn't get layed". Could be fun.
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The last one needs to be divided into 'wants to fuck women but doesn't get laid', 'wants to get fuck men but doesn't get laid' and 'wants to fuck both but doesn't get laid'. :biggrin1:

And you forgot 'doesn't really want to fuck anyone'.
 
TomCat84 said:
Haven't you heard? You can enjoy dick, enjoy having dick in your mouth and ass, and still get to call yourself 100% Straight...because human sexuality is just so fluid, we have no right to tell people who self identify as 100% straight but like getting fucked that perhaps they are not 100% straight after all! :rolleyes:
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I want to shake your hand for this comment.
 
subgirrl said:
The last one needs to be divided into 'wants to fuck women but doesn't get laid', 'wants to get fuck men but doesn't get laid' and 'wants to fuck both but doesn't get laid'. :biggrin1:

And you forgot 'doesn't really want to fuck anyone'.
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I bet that anyone who doesn't want to fuck at all does NOT visit LPSG. :biggrin1:
 
monel said:
That's the only one I never really understood. Seems so utterly alien.
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Snakebyte said:
I bet that anyone who doesn't want to fuck at all does NOT visit LPSG. :biggrin1:
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It will apparently come as a surprise to some that there are a significant number of people--gay, straight, bi, etc...--whose sexual preferences don't include "fucking" in the traditional sense. Some people take their sexual satisfaction in ways other than "fucking". I guarantee you there are many such folks on this very site. Alien or not.
 
SilverTrain said:
It will apparently come as a surprise to some that there are a significant number of people--gay, straight, bi, etc...--whose sexual preferences don't include "fucking" in the traditional sense. Some people take their sexual satisfaction in ways other than "fucking". I guarantee you there are many such folks on this very site. Alien or not.
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Point taken. Actually I took the comment in its broadest sense referring to asexual people. I know that such people do exist but as I said I do not understand it. If the comment referred solely to individuals that do not engage in penetrative sex then I misunderstood.
 
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SilverTrain said:
It will apparently come as a surprise to some that there are a significant number of people--gay, straight, bi, etc...--whose sexual preferences don't include "fucking" in the traditional sense. Some people take their sexual satisfaction in ways other than "fucking". I guarantee you there are many such folks on this very site. Alien or not.
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Ok, let's say no sexual interaction at all.
 
subgirrl said:
The last one needs to be divided into 'wants to fuck women but doesn't get laid', 'wants to get fuck men but doesn't get laid' and 'wants to fuck both but doesn't get laid'. :biggrin1:

And you forgot 'doesn't really want to fuck anyone'.
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Let's not forget "loves a cup a tea and a slice of cake".
 
monel said:
Point taken. Actually I took the comment in its broadest sense referring to asexual people. I know that such people do exist but as I said I do not understand it. If the comment referred solely to individuals that do not engage in penetrative sex then I misunderstood.
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There is a massive difference between people who do not like to have sex versus people who do not like to have anal/vaginal sex. It is entirely possible to have an intense, hugely satisfying sexual encounter without vaginal or anal sex.
 
monel said:
Point taken. Actually I took the comment in its broadest sense referring to asexual people. I know that such people do exist but as I said I do not understand it.
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That's how I intended it. And I have seen a few on LPSG who are asexual, or close to it. Like you, I don't understand it at all because it's so alien to me, but I bet I seem pretty alien to them.
 
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