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A Woman went out shopping with her husband and spotted a pair of boots she loved.
The husband replied, "No chance, Love; they're way too expensive."
Later on that night, when his wife just falling asleep, the husband tried his
luck and placed his hand on her hip, and then lower on to her thigh.
She turned to him and said, "I don't think so, Honey. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain't riding her!"
The moral of this is-never shoe away your wives hints or you'll be riding yourself for a long time.
The husband replied, "No chance, Love; they're way too expensive."
Later on that night, when his wife just falling asleep, the husband tried his
luck and placed his hand on her hip, and then lower on to her thigh.
She turned to him and said, "I don't think so, Honey. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain't riding her!"
The moral of this is-never shoe away your wives hints or you'll be riding yourself for a long time.