Showing it off at the mens room urinals?

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well a third could be nice, but damn it's big :eek: . looks like you were hard lol.
well a third could be nice, but damn it's big :eek: . looks like you were hard lol.
So if someone is standing away from the urinal and is peeing handfree is he asking to be looked at.
 
Not quite at the urinals story, though.

Went with buddies jeeping in the Arizona desert. Two jeeps, eight guys, and lots of beer. We'd known each other for years and had seen each others dicks when camping, fishing, hiking, and such. Now, I'll be honest, I am probably not LPSG material, just somewhat above average. But, of this group, I have the largest.

The beer does its thing to our bladders and we end up circling a tiny creosote bush for a piss.

I unbuckle, unzip, and open my jeans. Then, I push my underwear down and let my cock and balls flip out over the band. I gotta go bad, so piss starts out right off.

A friend looks over and says, "Dude, you doing foreskin restoration?" I'm circumcised and they all knew it, but the head of my cock is not visible. I've turned turtle and there's an inch of skin over my cockhead like a foreskin. And that inch of extra skin is about all that I have going.

The next friend says. "Dude! That's so tiny! What happened? You used to be huge!"

"Shrinkage," I say, stopping my piss and stretching the thing out.

"Permanent shrinkage?" One asks.

I was so embarrassed.
 
Posted in another thread, but realized it's more appropriate here...

Yesterday I was at an Oktoberfest party at a nearby park. As expected, liters of beer were being consumed and soon tons of guys were looking to empty their bladders.

I entered the bathroom to get rid of my first liter. The urinals were an older style that goes all the way down to the floor. There were so many guys pissing that the plumbing had stopped working only an hour into the festival. Piss was pooling in the bottom and flowing out onto the floor.

What was really hot about this is that guys were standing way back from the urinals to avoid the overflow as it came back out. Two buddies in their late 20s came in and started laughing. "Here goes nothing bro!"

They each took a urinal on either side of me. The one one my left (light brown hair, button down shirt and aviator glasses) had a nice cut dick about 4 inches. He started pissing immediately with a thick stream. The overflow started hitting his shoes, so he angled more toward me, basically aiming toward the side of my urinal.

Meanwhile his buddy (dark brown longer hair, boyish face, blue t-shirt) on my right had a smaller cut dick and a weaker stream. As his stream trickled out, he's said "I've never seen so much piss in my life." His buddy on my left laughed and said "Yeah, I can't stop adding to it either."

The dude on my right finished after like 20 seconds and the one on my left took about 45 seconds. Aviator dude shook his dick out a lot still angled toward me before putting it away.

As Aviator dude walked away, he was replaced by another 25 year-old guy. He had on tight jeans that showed off his ass and a nice fitting red t-shirt. He took the urinal to my left.

I hadn't even snuck a peek at this point, when I hear a crazy powerful stream coming from his direction. And then I felt warm spray coming up on my leg. I kind of look over; he was aiming directly into the pool of piss at the bottom of the urinal and splashing.

Now this stream was thick, as was the 5 inch uncut dick it was flowing from. He had the foreskin pulled back just enough to show the nice fat head. I was a little drunk and laughed at his splashing. He looks at me with a smile and says, "Yeah man, it's like a high pressure hose sometimes. This is like 8 hours of piss built up."

This gorgeous scruffy guy adjusted the angle of his stream to splash less, backing up and giving me a better view. He milked his cock just a little while doing so. "See man, there's not much I can do." His piss lasted about a minute.

I had finished by this point, but he seemed to be enjoying putting on the show. The initial stream cut off. He rubbed his penis a bit, then released another short jet of piss. He repeated this 4 times and the last blast ricocheted and splashed me again. "Sorry about your leg, man." He milked it a few more times, then stuffed it back in his pants.
We both walked out laughing.

As if I weren't spoiled enough at this point, I went back to the restroom one last time before leaving. It was empty, when who comes in after me except Red Shirt again. He was running in and took the urinal directly next to mine and said, "Hey pee buddy! How's Oktoberfest going?"

I laughed and said my leg was finally drying off. "Not for long," he chuckled back. He must have really had to go because he was bouncing up and down as he unzipped his pants. He was already midstream as the same beautiful cock was out.

"Yeah, my pants are definitely a little wet. Beer goes right through me after I break the seal. I didn't think I was gonna make it here." He aimed directly at the bottom again, splashing like crazy. He backed up just enough to give me a good view, smiling. "This feels amazing!" He laughed.

I watched his thick, powerful clear stream for about a minute. He knew I was watching and didn't mind at all. With a couple of tugs, he finished up. "Taking off?" He asked me. I said yes. He just smiled and said, "Guess I'll find a new piss buddy. Take it easy, man."

I was kind of dumbfounded, but so turned on. It was such a great experience.
 
Posted in another thread, but realized it's more appropriate here...

Yesterday I was at an Oktoberfest party at a nearby park. As expected, liters of beer were being consumed and soon tons of guys were looking to empty their bladders.

I entered the bathroom to get rid of my first liter. The urinals were an older style that goes all the way down to the floor. There were so many guys pissing that the plumbing had stopped working only an hour into the festival. Piss was pooling in the bottom and flowing out onto the floor.

What was really hot about this is that guys were standing way back from the urinals to avoid the overflow as it came back out. Two buddies in their late 20s came in and started laughing. "Here goes nothing bro!"

They each took a urinal on either side of me. The one one my left (light brown hair, button down shirt and aviator glasses) had a nice cut dick about 4 inches. He started pissing immediately with a thick stream. The overflow started hitting his shoes, so he angled more toward me, basically aiming toward the side of my urinal.

Meanwhile his buddy (dark brown longer hair, boyish face, blue t-shirt) on my right had a smaller cut dick and a weaker stream. As his stream trickled out, he's said "I've never seen so much piss in my life." His buddy on my left laughed and said "Yeah, I can't stop adding to it either."

The dude on my right finished after like 20 seconds and the one on my left took about 45 seconds. Aviator dude shook his dick out a lot still angled toward me before putting it away.

As Aviator dude walked away, he was replaced by another 25 year-old guy. He had on tight jeans that showed off his ass and a nice fitting red t-shirt. He took the urinal to my left.

I hadn't even snuck a peek at this point, when I hear a crazy powerful stream coming from his direction. And then I felt warm spray coming up on my leg. I kind of look over; he was aiming directly into the pool of piss at the bottom of the urinal and splashing.

Now this stream was thick, as was the 5 inch uncut dick it was flowing from. He had the foreskin pulled back just enough to show the nice fat head. I was a little drunk and laughed at his splashing. He looks at me with a smile and says, "Yeah man, it's like a high pressure hose sometimes. This is like 8 hours of piss built up."

This gorgeous scruffy guy adjusted the angle of his stream to splash less, backing up and giving me a better view. He milked his cock just a little while doing so. "See man, there's not much I can do." His piss lasted about a minute.

I had finished by this point, but he seemed to be enjoying putting on the show. The initial stream cut off. He rubbed his penis a bit, then released another short jet of piss. He repeated this 4 times and the last blast ricocheted and splashed me again. "Sorry about your leg, man." He milked it a few more times, then stuffed it back in his pants.
We both walked out laughing.

As if I weren't spoiled enough at this point, I went back to the restroom one last time before leaving. It was empty, when who comes in after me except Red Shirt again. He was running in and took the urinal directly next to mine and said, "Hey pee buddy! How's Oktoberfest going?"

I laughed and said my leg was finally drying off. "Not for long," he chuckled back. He must have really had to go because he was bouncing up and down as he unzipped his pants. He was already midstream as the same beautiful cock was out.

"Yeah, my pants are definitely a little wet. Beer goes right through me after I break the seal. I didn't think I was gonna make it here." He aimed directly at the bottom again, splashing like crazy. He backed up just enough to give me a good view, smiling. "This feels amazing!" He laughed.

I watched his thick, powerful clear stream for about a minute. He knew I was watching and didn't mind at all. With a couple of tugs, he finished up. "Taking off?" He asked me. I said yes. He just smiled and said, "Guess I'll find a new piss buddy. Take it easy, man."

I was kind of dumbfounded, but so turned on. It was such a great experience.
Fuckin' great story! Love a show off! :)
 
Another story...

A guy I was casually seeing invited me out with some of his friends from out of town. One of them, "A," was straight, ruggedly handsome with long brown hair and a ripped athletic body.

We all had a good night of drinking and playing pool before going back to my guy's place. My guy went downstairs to throw some laundry in and I went to brush my teeth. "A" comes in the bathroom after me.

With a swift bro head nod, he takes a wide stance at the toilet that is immediately to my right. "Gotta piss, man, if that's alright." He was just in a pair of black briefs at this point, which he lowered to just below his balls.

The mirror above the sink gave me an unobscurred view of the entire thing, from the base of the shaft at the bottom of his abs, to the fat pink head that began shooting out a heavy clear stream. His balls jiggled a bit as he moved his stream in circles around the toilet.

I was in awe that he was so comfortable with himself to do this with a gay guy he'd just met. He chatted with me throughout and said something about how he enjoys swordfighting with his bros. All in all, his piss lasted like 50 seconds and he shook the entire package from the bottom of his balls.

When my guy got back upstairs, he had no idea why I was so turned on, but he got lucky a few times that night. I hope "A" comes back to visit soon.
 
One last story for today. I was in one of the local bars during a street festival earlier this summer. This bar has a trough with a one-way mirror above it so you can look out at the bar while you piss (but they can't see in). The trough comfortably fits 2, but 3 could fit in a pinch. There's also one stall.

Since this was during a festival, there was a short line for the men's room, maybe like 4 deep. The guy in front of me was college age (22-23). He was a fit dude, runners' build, maybe 5'9" with brown hair and a nice boyish smile.

He was doing a piss dance, so I knew he had to go badly. There were 2 guys at the trough and 1 guy ahead of him now. He said to the guy in front of him, "Dude, man up, you can totally squeeze in at the trough." The other dudes laughed, but didn't seem enthused by the idea.

He turns to me and says, "They're not real men." Then, he grabbed his dick unexpectedly and said he wasn't going to make it. A spot opened up at the trough and the guy in front of him moved toward it. The guy stepping up to the urinal said, "Dude, you better not squeeze in here. You'll get piss all over me."

He groaned in pain, but started chatting to me to take his mind off the situation. He said I have nice arms and that he wanted to see after this if he could beat me at arm wrestling.

The other pisser at the trough seemed to be finishing up as he started to shake it dry. At the same time, a toilet flush came from the stall as it opened up.

Pee Dancer in front of me breathed a sigh of relief. He moved closer while the guy at the trough started to buckle up. Meanwhile, the stall was free and I kind of gestured to him. He said, "you can take it."

Since the trough guy was taking his sweet time, I said, "how about instead of arm wrestling, let's see if you can beat me at a swordfight." He laughed and said, "game on."

We went into the stall together and both whipped it out. He had a smaller, but nice cut dick with a thin pee hole. His stream began right away and had a lot of pressure built up. I took a couple of seconds to start. He said, "thanks for the head start man."

I started the flow and then he crossed his stream with mine. I returned the favor. "Engarde!" he said with a laugh. I finished first and said that I won. He said, "Nah man, it's all about duration."

I left mine out while his stream trickled to an end. I shook the drops off mine and he said, "I don't need to shake, watch this!" He did some trick where he made his dick 'dance' a little to squeeze out the drops. It was cool.

I told him he was the winner, but I think I was because I got to enjoy he sights. We walked out together and I heard him tell his friends how he won a swordfight. Great times!
 
I just bought tickets to the local high school football game tonight. It is an older school and they still have the trough in the stadium and the door is always propped open and there is a railing where people stand and sit right outside. There are usually several wives or girlfriends along the rail waiting for their men to use the restroom and they have a super clear view of the through. Last time I went I got at spot on the end near the door and I am 100% sure I was seen by a number of the people outside.

I notice lots more guys showing their dicks and trying to fluff. I'd say half the guys are deliberately trying to expose themselves. Sometimes you can tell the women outside are looking and hear their low talking to each other.

I hope they play tonight.. looks like rain.
 
A couple of memories here. I recall around 1980 when I used to do a hotel round in Wellington selling a political newspaper of going between one bar and another via the short cut, that is the male urinal. Anyway there was a very drunk young man in there who appeared to know me (who knows if he did really) and was in a predicament (no pun intended) of being unable to put his cock back into his jeans and zip himself up and asked if I could help. I did, but I was mortified all the same. This was not a gay bar and the like hood of being attacked was very high. There was a gay bar, naturally enough, and a popular one with a mixed crowd. In those years there was a social emphasis, certainly with my friends, to drink so you were almost legless. Th urinal was a busy place, and when it was fill when drunken males pissing there were others who, on entering seeing there was no space would piss against one of the walls (everyone was too drunk to say anything). In those years bars closed early at 11pm and patrons would mill around outside, and in the vicinity. Public pissing was common. I would say if you went past any bar or hotel just after closing time you would see males pissing in the street, in alleyways, shop doors, just astonishing.
 
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