Smoothie Invasion

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by mb789, May 17, 2007.

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Which are you? (mostly for straight guys)

  1. Jason Lewis/David Beckham/Brad Pitt

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  2. Smoothie

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  3. Metrosexual

    7 vote(s)
    21.9%
  4. Mildly Narcissistic

    7 vote(s)
    21.9%
  5. "Normal"

    11 vote(s)
    34.4%
  6. Retrosexual

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  7. He-man

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  8. Ernest Hemingway

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  1. mb789

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    its true, most of these terms are clichéed, but pretty accurate. Which are you?
    Smoothie: A&F model type, no body hair, works out, etc
    Retrosexual: opposed to metrosexuals, stuck in the 70s
    Which are you?
     
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    Some definitions are needed.

    Does "Ernest Hemingway" mean, inordinately fond of Africa? Suicidal? Bearded? Drove an ambulance on the Italian front? Starts any page of writing with "It was hot"?
     
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    And I thought this was about uncharacteristically agressive fruit drinks.:rolleyes:
     
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    Deceased?
     
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    I don't see anything that fits me, so I really can't vote. You didn't include an idiot category for me.
     
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    Should have written "successfully suicidal".
     
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    And is this about clothes? Ernest wore those safari jacket things, and most of us look like goofs in safari jackets if we're not also toting a .375 H&H or 450 Nitro Express or some such.
     
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    by Hemingway, i meant really crusty and old-fashioned, like the 20-40s macho system, par excellence. No one did it quite like Ernie.

    I took the term Smoothie from a Salon.com article a way back.
     
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