Smoothie Invasion

Which are you? (mostly for straight guys)

  • Jason Lewis/David Beckham/Brad Pitt

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Smoothie

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Metrosexual

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Mildly Narcissistic

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • "Normal"

    Votes: 11 34.4%
  • Retrosexual

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • He-man

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • Ernest Hemingway

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Total voters
    32

mb789

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its true, most of these terms are clichéed, but pretty accurate. Which are you?
Smoothie: A&F model type, no body hair, works out, etc
Retrosexual: opposed to metrosexuals, stuck in the 70s
Which are you?
 

B_big dirigible

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Some definitions are needed.

Does "Ernest Hemingway" mean, inordinately fond of Africa? Suicidal? Bearded? Drove an ambulance on the Italian front? Starts any page of writing with "It was hot"?
 

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I don't see anything that fits me, so I really can't vote. You didn't include an idiot category for me.
 

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And is this about clothes? Ernest wore those safari jacket things, and most of us look like goofs in safari jackets if we're not also toting a .375 H&H or 450 Nitro Express or some such.