Sometimes,...

I can't believe there's been all this talk of tarts and ties and no-one mentioned the 9 wanks at all!!! :biggrin1:

I don't know Mr Black very well but I can only presume this is 'just the norm' :laughing:

Oh... & I tie a mean tie :cool:
 
9 wanks is breakfast for JB...

I like a good protein filled breakfast myself, cum to think of it :rolleyes::biggrin1:

Wow, where did you go to school, SNM High?:biggrin1: (sadism and masochism high, just incase my level of humour is not funny today):biggrin1:

The school was not in the best area... oh and you're as funny as ever. Unfortunately... :tongue::tongue::tongue:
 
Is it weird that I keep forgetting how to tie a tie? I don't wear them often, but when I do, I always have to re-learn how to do it or get someone else to do it for me...:confused:

I think it's like learning to ride a bike. Once you learn, you never forget. I used to really be into bow-ties. I wear one every once in a while. I think I need to go buy a new one and wear it to church next week.
 
Sometimes I want to stand in front of a church and say "You would believe a different fairy tale if you were born in Iraq."

Sometimes when someone says "Do fries come with that?" I want to say "Read the fucking menu and I'll be back when you've found your answer."

Sometimes I am not secretly thinking bitchy thoughts.:smile:
 
Sometimes I want to stand in front of a church and say "You would believe a different fairy tale if you were born in Iraq."

Sometimes when someone says "Do fries come with that?" I want to say "Read the fucking menu and I'll be back when you've found your answer."

Sometimes I am not secretly thinking bitchy thoughts.:smile:

I think you are lying.... and that you dont' work at Mcdonalds.:biggrin1:

However, it's a lovely outlook overall.