Spladle update???

[oldhand]

I wish I would've made note of it, but it was on my phone, and it was some random site that was a link, from a link, from a link...

Anyway, there's a popular pic of Splade's the floats around, and this guy's profile was using it, claiming it was his, and was just so off on so many levels:
guy looking for guys, named "Michael", living in the UK, with 10"
I half wanted to join whatever site it was, just to blast the guy. In any case, until they start showing their age, it looks like his pics will be immortal for a while.
<3 <3 <3 @ u, buddy

quite frankly i'm flattered, nice to know people are still using my pics to catfish people all these years later

 

[oldhand]

Well, since this old thread has been dredged up on a current thread, I'll add my "three cents worth".

First off: @oldhand - If you really believe that "Spladle's" boner is 16 inches long, then I have a really hot bridge to sell to you. It's HUGE, long, and has a very nice, architectural, upward curve to it... It's in Brooklyn, though... ;-)

Secondly: I really do miss Spadle's presence here, and his hilarious, challenging, controversial posts in the Forums, and his witty, spontaneity in the old chat room, here. If there were to be an LPSG Hall of Fame, he would definitely be among my Top Ten nominations for it, despite his many bannings.

He was SO fucking FUNNY!... He could have had a career, not only in Porn, but also as an intelligent stand-up comic... A rare thing!

Thirdly: Considering his many reappearances at LPSG, with new names, after his bannings, I think it is very clever that his MILF-fucking video at Pornhub.com, is the one and only video under the guise of an account named: ThePhoenixEffect !

The Phoenix always Rises!

A/B

i am spladle, spladle is me, and after learning This One Weird Trick That You Too Can Master For Only Three Easy Payments of $29.99 my wang is now 20 inches long, unfortunately the stretching thinned it out a bit and now it is only 2 inches around (balls remain huge and porcupine-y tho)

i appreciate the compliments, ThePhoenixEffect isn't/wasn't me though, pretty sure it was the woman's husband since he was the one filming; i think it got taken down in the purge of unverified pornhub accounts, but i've seen clips/copies of that video (and others i made over the years) on various tube sites from time to time

 

[oldhand]

oldhand WAS IS Spladle. I confirmed his details in a private convo.

fyp

 

[oldhand]

Orrrrr not. I'd prefer focus be on voyaging elsewhere.

might get awkward as i am married with about a million kids now, but i'm sure if i explain to my wife that this chick i used to know on a forum about large penises is dtf she'll understand, so let's set this up and make it happen, my only demand is that we film the proceedings for posterity and upload to the internets for the forum's enjoyment

 

[SurferGirlCA]

might get awkward as i am married with about a million kids now, but i'm sure if i explain to my wife that this chick i used to know on a forum about large penises is dtf she'll understand, so let's set this up and make it happen, my only demand is that we film the proceedings for posterity and upload to the internets for the forum's enjoyment

I detect the tiniest hint of sarcasm.

 

[oldhand]

I detect the tiniest hint of sarcasm.

okay, you got me, i don't actually have a million kids

the 20 inches long and 2 inches around thing is 100% verified truth however

 

[Djendn]

What is this all about lol

 

[novice_btm]

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