Spladle update???
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One of my old favorites rom back in the good old days. Good to see around these parts again.I hope he's not Chased away.
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Splades, I dig that you're back, and especially dig that you've got your old bag of the girly avatar and lesbian stats up. You need to put back up the drawing of your mega dick so these doubters will believe.
sup trick, how you been?
i ain't about to be pulling the trunk outta my pants for a photo sesh just on your say-so though. if bitches wanna be seeing my 16" orifice-obliterator, they gonna hafta earn it.
also i am married now so whipping it out on command is probably a bit unseemly. =X
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Let's see if I get this right. Spadle was permanently banned. Permanently really means until and unless the moderators lift the ban. As a former mod, I don't remember any software program that would prevent the check on ban getting unchecked.
Welcome back. What is the reason for the new user name? Once the cat is out of the bag, most regular posters from the middle ages who knew you back then catch on quickly. I've been gone a week. The very first thing I learned when I logged in was and is the saga known as Spadle is back.
I think I was a mod when that happened. I don't remember why you were banned either!
If you need any counseling dealing with a micro-penis, pm me. I know that it is hell going through life especially in the military with only a penis that is 16 inches long.
I myself was able to avoid a lot of badgering. Though mine is only 20 inches long, it is close enough to the average that I didn't get much bullying about it.
The longest one we have a photo at LPSG is 32 inches long. You know those big cans of Veg-All that have in the grocery store? That is how thick it is.
We still have badgering here. One of a regular posters who was well liked admitted to having only 14 inches erect. He was banned. Several posters were banned because they went beyond bullying the poor guy.
The Terms of Service now require a minimum of 15 inches. Your safe.
The world wide record is held by a man who was only 25 inches tall. His penis was 49 inches long. It was as thicker than his waist.
Tall Tales. The good thing about tall tales is there is no limit to how tall they can be. Making the tales believable may be just a bit problematic!
Welcome back. What is the reason for the new user name? Once the cat is out of the bag, most regular posters from the middle ages who knew you back then catch on quickly. I've been gone a week. The very first thing I learned when I logged in was and is the saga known as Spadle is back.
I think I was a mod when that happened. I don't remember why you were banned either!
If you need any counseling dealing with a micro-penis, pm me. I know that it is hell going through life especially in the military with only a penis that is 16 inches long.
I myself was able to avoid a lot of badgering. Though mine is only 20 inches long, it is close enough to the average that I didn't get much bullying about it.
The longest one we have a photo at LPSG is 32 inches long. You know those big cans of Veg-All that have in the grocery store? That is how thick it is.
We still have badgering here. One of a regular posters who was well liked admitted to having only 14 inches erect. He was banned. Several posters were banned because they went beyond bullying the poor guy.
The Terms of Service now require a minimum of 15 inches. Your safe.
The world wide record is held by a man who was only 25 inches tall. His penis was 49 inches long. It was as thicker than his waist.
Tall Tales. The good thing about tall tales is there is no limit to how tall they can be. Making the tales believable may be just a bit problematic!
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Let's see if I get this right. Spadle was permanently banned. Permanently really means until and unless the moderators lift the ban. As a former mod, I don't remember any software program that would prevent the check on ban getting unchecked.
Welcome back. What is the reason for the new user name? Once the cat is out of the bag, most regular posters from the middle ages who knew you back then catch on quickly. I've been gone a week. The very first thing I learned when I logged in was and is the saga known as Spadle is back.
I think I was a mod when that happened. I don't remember why you were banned either!
If you need any counseling dealing with a micro-penis, pm me. I know that it is hell going through life especially in the military with only a penis that is 16 inches long.
I myself was able to avoid a lot of badgering. Though mine is only 20 inches long, it is close enough to the average that I didn't get much bullying about it.
The longest one we have a photo at LPSG is 32 inches long. You know those big cans of Veg-All that have in the grocery store? That is how thick it is.
We still have badgering here. One of a regular posters who was well liked admitted to having only 14 inches erect. He was banned. Several posters were banned because they went beyond bullying the poor guy.
The Terms of Service now require a minimum of 15 inches. Your safe.
The world wide record is held by a man who was only 25 inches tall. His penis was 49 inches long. It was as thicker than his waist.
Tall Tales. The good thing about tall tales is there is no limit to how tall they can be. Making the tales believable may be just a bit problematic!
Welcome back. What is the reason for the new user name? Once the cat is out of the bag, most regular posters from the middle ages who knew you back then catch on quickly. I've been gone a week. The very first thing I learned when I logged in was and is the saga known as Spadle is back.
I think I was a mod when that happened. I don't remember why you were banned either!
If you need any counseling dealing with a micro-penis, pm me. I know that it is hell going through life especially in the military with only a penis that is 16 inches long.
I myself was able to avoid a lot of badgering. Though mine is only 20 inches long, it is close enough to the average that I didn't get much bullying about it.
The longest one we have a photo at LPSG is 32 inches long. You know those big cans of Veg-All that have in the grocery store? That is how thick it is.
We still have badgering here. One of a regular posters who was well liked admitted to having only 14 inches erect. He was banned. Several posters were banned because they went beyond bullying the poor guy.
The Terms of Service now require a minimum of 15 inches. Your safe.
The world wide record is held by a man who was only 25 inches tall. His penis was 49 inches long. It was as thicker than his waist.
Tall Tales. The good thing about tall tales is there is no limit to how tall they can be. Making the tales believable may be just a bit problematic!
yay!
well "spladle" was a pretty silly s/n to begin with and i don't even remember why i decided it was a good one, never used it before or since. "oldhand" is similarly random but was chosen to indicate that my "join date" is not a true representation of my tenure here.
i always did have a way of gettin' dem haters mad
i actually tried to join the military during my time away from here and they turned me down b/c my wang was too small ='(
i feel your pain
that's crazy bro, mine is 16x3. (second number is circumference, not diameter)
sad story, but i hope ppl understand that standards have to be maintained
hard to really blame them, 14 inches is pretty lol, why would such a shrimpdick need to be on the lpsg anyway
phew!
pix or it's not true. (i will accept mspaint)
man i don't even know what you're talking about here
I wish I would've made note of it, but it was on my phone, and it was some random site that was a link, from a link, from a link...
Anyway, there's a popular pic of Splade's the floats around, and this guy's profile was using it, claiming it was his, and was just so off on so many levels:
guy looking for guys, named "Michael", living in the UK, with 10"
I half wanted to join whatever site it was, just to blast the guy. In any case, until they start showing their age, it looks like his pics will be immortal for a while.
<3 <3 <3 @ u, buddy
Anyway, there's a popular pic of Splade's the floats around, and this guy's profile was using it, claiming it was his, and was just so off on so many levels:
guy looking for guys, named "Michael", living in the UK, with 10"
I half wanted to join whatever site it was, just to blast the guy. In any case, until they start showing their age, it looks like his pics will be immortal for a while.
<3 <3 <3 @ u, buddy
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Well, since this old thread has been dredged up on a current thread, I'll add my "three cents worth".
First off: @oldhand - If you really believe that "Spladle's" boner is 16 inches long, then I have a really hot bridge to sell to you. It's HUGE, long, and has a very nice, architectural, upward curve to it... It's in Brooklyn, though... ;-)
Secondly: I really do miss Spadle's presence here, and his hilarious, challenging, controversial posts in the Forums, and his witty, spontaneity in the old chat room, here. If there were to be an LPSG Hall of Fame, he would definitely be among my Top Ten nominations for it, despite his many bannings.
He was SO fucking FUNNY!... He could have had a career, not only in Porn, but also as an intelligent stand-up comic... A rare thing!
Thirdly: Considering his many reappearances at LPSG, with new names, after his bannings, I think it is very clever that his MILF-fucking video at Pornhub.com, is the one and only video under the guise of an account named: ThePhoenixEffect !
The Phoenix always Rises!
A/B
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SurferGirlCA
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Orrrrr not. I'd prefer focus be on voyaging elsewhere.
@SurferGirlCA - I've been waiting for your appearance. 
This thread summoning you like a wonderful magic spell.
This thread summoning you like a wonderful magic spell.
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@SurferGirlCA - I've been waiting for your appearance.
This thread summoning you like a wonderful magic spell.
That wink of yours work on women, too, apparently.
I once called Kotchanski, "Kitten". She was beside herself. She said that she normally loses her mind, when anyone tries any kind of pet name, or nickname, on her, but for whatever reason, she giggled like a girl, when she read it coming from me. I'm generally noted as being charming, by anyone who's actually met me. I don't really know why. I only wish that I knew HOW it worked, so I could start using it for evil, or at least to entertain lovelies like you.That wink of yours work on women, too, apparently.
