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[Cooper72]

Keeps asking to take a ride in my fire truck

 

[Tbubs]

This is his fire truck:

 

[1209489]

Yells “Fire” anytime they’re horny.

 

[goander]

Secretly deciding on her prey for the day...

 

[1209489]

Preys on those who likes strawberries over bananas

 

[goander]

Secretly wants to see it peeled

 

[1209489]

Peels himself after a nice long day of banana splits

 

[goander]

Likes banana splits

 

[1209489]

Spilts his pants when he gets to laughing

 

[goander]

Covers up so Steph can't see it peeled

 

[Cooper72]

Slips on his own peel

 

[goander]

Dodges the hose splash

 

[NudeRocks]

Dyes his peel blonde

 

[goander]

Is jerking below the picture

 

[NudeRocks]

Knows I make my own jerk chicken somehow.

 

[Tbubs]

Likes to offer secret sauce with his jerk chicken

 

[Cooper72]

Has his own recipe for secret sauce

 

[NudeRocks]

Waters down his secret sauce.

 

[Cooper72]

Slipped on the rocks while nude and skinned up his parts

 

[Tbubs]

His secret sauce has a powder base